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chicken thief's avatar

Everyone steals from Reagan. Perry stole his infamous "oops, I can't remember..." also too.

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artem1s's avatar

Santorum libel!

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Wonkaholic's avatar

Yes, but I don't think there's anything in Leviticus that forbids doing anything sideways, though.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Hair hair.

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Wonkaholic's avatar

That doesn't look anything like Trump. Something something real hare.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Glue, to hold down whatever-the-hell that is on top of his head.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

He's forgotten pretty much everything by now.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Lessee...

Trump's Fragrance: Axe Body Spray + assEau de Lindsey: Magnolia + santorumChristie Toilette Spray: Jersey Swamp + Superfund site + flopsweat

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

What a bunch of whingers. America is great. Maybe not as great as before Bush fucked it up, but still great.

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calliecallie's avatar

How did I ever miss that movie? Adding it to the list now.

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sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

To be fair, Lindsey was just visiting a local cabinet maker in his district and said "I love these closets!". It's not his fault that people added 2 and 2 and made Fabulous.

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calliecallie's avatar

I think Trump's real phrase was "Make America grate again." Because he does.

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sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

Well-trained Amazonian Caterpillar Libel!!!!!!!

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essbird's avatar

Also Too Obama went back to put his own fake birth announcement in the Honolulu Daily Blatt. That's some car he's got.

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essbird's avatar

Can't believe you missed "Hair, hair!"

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sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

Myxomatosis libel!!!!!!!

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