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chicken thief's avatar

Everyone steals from Reagan. Perry stole his infamous "oops, I can't remember..." also too.

Wonkaholic's avatar

Yes, but I don't think there's anything in Leviticus that forbids doing anything sideways, though.

Wonkaholic's avatar

That doesn't look anything like Trump. Something something real hare.

Whale Chowder's avatar

Glue, to hold down whatever-the-hell that is on top of his head.

Whale Chowder's avatar

He's forgotten pretty much everything by now.

Whale Chowder's avatar

Lessee...

Trump's Fragrance: Axe Body Spray + assEau de Lindsey: Magnolia + santorumChristie Toilette Spray: Jersey Swamp + Superfund site + flopsweat

Paperless Tiger's avatar

What a bunch of whingers. America is great. Maybe not as great as before Bush fucked it up, but still great.

calliecallie's avatar

How did I ever miss that movie? Adding it to the list now.

sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

To be fair, Lindsey was just visiting a local cabinet maker in his district and said "I love these closets!". It's not his fault that people added 2 and 2 and made Fabulous.

calliecallie's avatar

I think Trump's real phrase was "Make America grate again." Because he does.

sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

Well-trained Amazonian Caterpillar Libel!!!!!!!

essbird's avatar

Also Too Obama went back to put his own fake birth announcement in the Honolulu Daily Blatt. That's some car he's got.

essbird's avatar

Can't believe you missed "Hair, hair!"