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Everyone steals from Reagan. Perry stole his infamous "oops, I can't remember..." also too.

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Santorum libel!

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Yes, but I don't think there's anything in Leviticus that forbids doing anything sideways, though.

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Hair hair.

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That doesn't look anything like Trump. Something something real hare.

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Glue, to hold down whatever-the-hell that is on top of his head.

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He's forgotten pretty much everything by now.

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Lessee...

Trump's Fragrance: Axe Body Spray + assEau de Lindsey: Magnolia + santorumChristie Toilette Spray: Jersey Swamp + Superfund site + flopsweat

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What a bunch of whingers. America is great. Maybe not as great as before Bush fucked it up, but still great.

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How did I ever miss that movie? Adding it to the list now.

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To be fair, Lindsey was just visiting a local cabinet maker in his district and said "I love these closets!". It's not his fault that people added 2 and 2 and made Fabulous.

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I think Trump's real phrase was "Make America grate again." Because he does.

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Well-trained Amazonian Caterpillar Libel!!!!!!!

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Also Too Obama went back to put his own fake birth announcement in the Honolulu Daily Blatt. That's some car he's got.

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Can't believe you missed "Hair, hair!"

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Myxomatosis libel!!!!!!!

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