Donald Trump is having a bad week. No sooner does he announce his intention to pretend to run for president than the dumb not-even-really-American-wink-wink Ted Cruz copycats him and does the same thing, what a jerk. But worse, Cruz has stolen Trump's Very Unique
To be fair, Lindsey was just visiting a local cabinet maker in his district and said "I love these closets!". It's not his fault that people added 2 and 2 and made Fabulous.
Everyone steals from Reagan. Perry stole his infamous "oops, I can't remember..." also too.
Santorum libel!
Yes, but I don't think there's anything in Leviticus that forbids doing anything sideways, though.
Hair hair.
That doesn't look anything like Trump. Something something real hare.
Glue, to hold down whatever-the-hell that is on top of his head.
He's forgotten pretty much everything by now.
Lessee...
Trump's Fragrance: Axe Body Spray + assEau de Lindsey: Magnolia + santorumChristie Toilette Spray: Jersey Swamp + Superfund site + flopsweat
What a bunch of whingers. America is great. Maybe not as great as before Bush fucked it up, but still great.
How did I ever miss that movie? Adding it to the list now.
To be fair, Lindsey was just visiting a local cabinet maker in his district and said "I love these closets!". It's not his fault that people added 2 and 2 and made Fabulous.
I think Trump's real phrase was "Make America grate again." Because he does.
Well-trained Amazonian Caterpillar Libel!!!!!!!
Also Too Obama went back to put his own fake birth announcement in the Honolulu Daily Blatt. That's some car he's got.
Can't believe you missed "Hair, hair!"
Myxomatosis libel!!!!!!!