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Serai 1's avatar

Uh huh.

https://upload.wikimedia.or...

Nice try.

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RawrIhavePi's avatar

I'm an atheist, but there are some good parables in the Bible and it definitely has an effect on a lot of our history, so it is important to read, even for nonbelievers. Of course, it also has a lot of shit, as well, but what can one expect from a time period where they didn't have an idea what germs or genes were?

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

I didn't want to spam the comments for those who might have fewer fucks to give.

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Serai 1's avatar

We're all really good at scrolling past stuff we're not interested in.

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Ranina's avatar

Gee, thanks. I'll be sure to ask my Doc next time I see her...

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Dr. Rags's avatar

"Turn me on, Deadman."

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marksb's avatar

A goat? This Myles dude with his "demonic configurations" is an underachiever. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Keith Taylor's avatar

It would be hilarious if there weren't a lot of people who actually buy this sort of thing. When they're not dancing wildly and handling rattlesnakes for God.

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Holly's avatar

If there is such a thing as a god then why must he keep sending these "messages" through goats and other objects to be "interpreted" by people like Francis and Jim?

Why not, with all his "powers", just reach down and tell the "bad liberals" to just shut the hell up. And why Armegeddon?

Why does this god insist that we do all his dirty work? Why must it be us who start the wars, bring the chaos, create the slaughter, if this god can do it in a split second?

What's with all the "mystery" and then only relaying it to people like Bakker and Myles, the same people who dwell with the snake oil salesmen?

The illogic is so apparent and I don't need a preacher, a prophet, or a priest to "explain" god's will, prophesies, or reading the entrails of goats to figure that out.

Yet people still fall for that swill. Astounding.

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

That was ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ad.

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phoenix00's avatar

What in the holy hell is a "divine restraining order"? God says stay away from your estranged bitch?

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Geoff Alnutt's avatar

With blood "coming out of its whatever".

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MsEdgyNation's avatar

Also too, why does an all-knowing, all-powerful deity need a press secretary? Why can't he/she/it just fix stuff or get to smiting or both?

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sirgumbolot's avatar

How baaaaaaaaaaah(d)

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