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Is his beard greying or is he just not wiping the cocaine off of it?

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Very believable Gary! I can smell the desperation, cologne and strychnine in the air reading this!

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TFG was right to worry about naming him Jr.

Because he's a hooge loser.

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Guys! Guys! Donald Trump Jr. here! Guys!

Gary, you’ve done it again!

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Quebec City restaraunts?

Lady Vorpal and I had one of our finest dinners at St. Amour. Incredible food… spectacular service.

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“BUT WHAT ABOIUT MY LEG-ASS-EE? AM I NOT THE HEIR APPARENT?” Aw man, Jr, maybe all that do fluffing about you being the next president* ain’t gonna happen.

*I mean after daddy kicks it, ‘cause you know he ain’t giving that grift up willingly.

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Garbage in, garbage out .

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When I was growing up in the 60’s and 70’s I raced motocross on Yamahas against bikes like the Hodaka, Combat Wombat.

A good rider on a Wombat is very difficult to beat; they screamed like banshees.

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