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FreshOutOfUserNames's avatar

I’ve never tried anything stronger than weed, which puts me straight to sleep, but I normally speak with at roughly the speed of a hyperactive auctioneer and have often wondered if cocaine would make my mouth work slower or just cause it to self-eject from my body and run away.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Another futile bid for attention in his marathon of Daddy issues.

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paxpax's avatar

As Newsweek notes, Junior has been especially bigoted toward Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, suggesting Buttigieg only got his job because he's gay

Because gay hiring quotas are a thing dontcha know - Gay? You’re hired! That’s how I got all my jobs - denying all the straight people the jobs they deserve /s

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Zyxomma's avatar

Never, ever watching that video. Ta, Evan.

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Delu's avatar

Must have been a pretty prehensile junk.

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bill's avatar

Three zeros

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tg's avatar

And so was G.W. Bush, who had a 1260 SAT, yet somehow go into Yale.

At Yale, he was a solid C- student, with a 2.35 GPA. Yet somehow, he got into Harvard business school.

Interestingly, before he was accepted to Harvard, he was rejected by the University of Texas Law School. A public university.

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JoannaJeannineJanet's avatar

They should get involved too.

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JoannaJeannineJanet's avatar

Yes, from what I've seen the bathrooms in men's leather bars tend to be very um - virile?

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FreshOutOfUserNames's avatar

“Black people believed in America, and as Nikole Hannah-Jones notes in The 1619 Project, Black people are often the most consistently devoted to the nation's expressed ideals. That's not a swipe at white people's patriotism. However, anyone can love a country that actually loves you in return.“

Every time I think about fleeing the US for a more democratic society, I think about this.

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FreshOutOfUserNames's avatar

And I commented on Stephen’s article but all the other comments are about DJT Jr so I just don’t fucking know anymore

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Because everyone was in a g-string or less, and he was super comfortable - you know, like manly heterosexual males are famous for being when surrounded by lots of nekkid queer peen?

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ken_lov's avatar

Australians are devastated that Junior won't be coming. We had such a welcome planned for him.https://tobysimkin.com/wp-c...

I wonder if we'll ever find out who his real father was. The idea an archetypical south Mediterranean hood was the spawn of two Nordic blondes is too silly for words.

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Relativicus's avatar

“Or less”

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Okay. I get weirdly protective of the governor. Especially when it comes to KG.

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rrjkr's avatar

Which one is dumb and which one is dumber, Junior or Eric? Both so stupid they even embarrass TFG

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