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All y'all know that way back when I worked at a tiny, politically-connected law firm (our offices housed NYC's Liberal Party, when there was such a thing), Donald Trump came to the office. I knew back then that he hated shaking hands, so when I was introduced, I nodded at him.

Ew, who'd want to touch it?

ETA: The pee hooker tape may or may not be real (it's real), but it doesn't feature Russian hookers peeing on Trump; they pissed all over a bed where President Obama slept. Allegedly.

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I adore budgies. And parrots. And cockatoos, cockatiels (especially peach faced), and macaws. And mynas! And all corvids! And other birds, too. Thanks so much for the link.

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Fortunately alcohol based sanitizers do not hang around long enough to cause resistance in microbes, and are pretty effective. Its the things like triclosan and other disinfectants that linger on surfaces and skin that microbes become not only resistant to but downright fond of.

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Like put it in his hand sanitizer bottle?

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EEEEEWWW!!!!!

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ICE should send him back to Vulgaria.

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Kinda sick for a president not to have a dog. He doesn't want a good judge of character anywhere near him.....

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Where wolf? There wolf, there castle 😇😇😇

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I'm sure he does since he thinks exercise is something that takes years off your life.

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I thought it was just horses he was a-scared of.

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Wonder if the Purell makes his orange makeup run.

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Does he use Purell after grabbing women by the pussy?

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Wouldn’t it be great for a judge to order Orange Foolius to go through one of his child concentration camps and report to the court on how clean they are!

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U welcome chirp chirp fluuuufff

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Tic Tacs have bigly the best anti-bacterials. Nobody knows this. I know this.

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Germaphobia usually has a specific cause. My mother has it, because as a child she was raped by her stepbrother for years, and as a consequence, will never ever feel clean enough. I wonder what his cause is.

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