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So shy you can't even tell us what sex your friend is? That's some serious level of shy.

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can you imagine how small and weird this guy's dick is, to be expending the effort on such trivial shit as this?

https://media.giphy.com/med...

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Trump brass

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Combining sayings:

Golf is a good walk spoiled by attempts to place a small ball into a slightly larger hole using utensils totally unsuited to the purpose.

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An observant citizen can certainly discern Drumpfuck's girdle-wearing to non-girdle-wearing moments...

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What? He didnt win it in '14 thru '17? Was he working on his porn star screwing champioship?

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I'd love to see him ride a horse, English style, with the field boots and jodphurs and everything. It would have to be a draft horse, like a Belgian or a Percheron, because nothing else could carry him. But it would be funny as shit to see him slide off the saddle, and onto the ground to the other side when he attempted to get in the saddle.

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So this means he is ok with Americans producing planes that may kill other Americans. Jeesh.

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If he doesn't get the Nobel Prize for Golf, it will be because of witchhoax and presidential harassment.

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Wicked, naughty Zoom!There’s nothing “fair and square” about Drumph. He’s so crooked he has to screw his pants on!

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He’s got some brass, all right

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I hate golf clubs because every club seems to be run by Trump wannabes.

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The earlier screws have slots. No I didn't have to check I noticed that first up. Details people. I'm not OCD, I'm CDO, you have to put the letters in alphabetical order.

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Take the worse parts of Judge Smails and Al Czervik, and that's Trump's golf game.

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Sarah Sanders will never have another press briefing.

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Play the public courses. Much nicer class of people.

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