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And this is why Donald Trump is beating Ted Cruz. The best Ted could do was an endorsement by a convicted abortion clinic bomber.

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... that, and also too, so-called interviewers who let him get away with saying the most grandiose, vacuous pronouncements in a non-answer to any question. Spewing shit like "this is how it's going to be!" without explaining how is not acceptable. His promises - like those made to Trump University "students" - are the mental meanderings of a pompous egotist. Sound and fury, signifying nothing.

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Huh. Maybe if he pisses them off enough, or more likely spooks them enough, they will continue unloading the 1.2 trillion dollars in U.S. Debt that they are holding.

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Oh....now it makes sense.

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Of course, The Donald, who is running for President, is not one of "our leaders".

You can tell by all the "Made in China" tags on his lousy merchandise.

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Man, we need to bring you in from the cold.

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Debby Does Beijing.

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Not yet, The mission must be completed...

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Guess what? Some Chinese think they can cut a deal with the Donald.

China to Donald Trump: You’re hired!

https://finance.yahoo.com/n...

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Has anyone seen Bidenator and Trump together at the same time? Just saying . . .

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I could be wrong. Or maybe he doesn't sell them in Canada.

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On the eve of their first American tour, their singer, Ian Curtis, hanged himself.

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So, has anyone confirmed that Tyson actually did endorse Trump? I'd read over the weekend that nobody could find the alleged endorsement tweet on Tyson's feed.

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YES YOU INCREDIBLE TWIT. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SAY YOU DO NOT WANT THAT ENDORSEMENT.Grrraaaahhhhhhhh. Should I even look at the next Trump story?

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Well, of course, he already does plently of business in China. How do you think all our jobs got there in the first place?

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