This is People writer Natasha Stoynoff. She got friends, yo. Ever since the floodgates opened and women started coming forward to say, "Ayup, Donald Trump groped me," Trump and his campaign surrogates have been saying "PFFFFFFFT, these allegations have all been disproven because we say so, and also because there are no witnesses!" All good Americans know that for groping or sexual assault to be valid, it has to take place before an audience, and preferably you should sell tickets, so the witnesses have ticket stubs, in case anybody ever asks them to prove they were really there for the groping.
I had a few days off between semesters in college and a business trip to D.C. We got married in my folks living room, by a female hippie preacher my sister met in rehab, with my family, a couple friends, a deli platter, a Safeway cake, and Sparkling cider for the toast (because of all the recovering alkies in my family and I hate champagne). Even the power went out until right before the ceremony. My maid of honor fell down the stairs. I cried throughout. The preacher kept turning the paper over and over with the vows on them, so we got asked twice "do you take this...." Best wedding ever!
"I mean, look at her!"Must have been decades since he's seen a naturally attractive woman--one whose eyes don't look like they're about to shoot laser beams.
the only thing white american care is Donald going to allow them be racist openly they going to put the rest of the minorities pay the price for elect the best president in years OBAMA
I had a few days off between semesters in college and a business trip to D.C. We got married in my folks living room, by a female hippie preacher my sister met in rehab, with my family, a couple friends, a deli platter, a Safeway cake, and Sparkling cider for the toast (because of all the recovering alkies in my family and I hate champagne). Even the power went out until right before the ceremony. My maid of honor fell down the stairs. I cried throughout. The preacher kept turning the paper over and over with the vows on them, so we got asked twice "do you take this...." Best wedding ever!
"I mean, look at her!"Must have been decades since he's seen a naturally attractive woman--one whose eyes don't look like they're about to shoot laser beams.
the only thing white american care is Donald going to allow them be racist openly they going to put the rest of the minorities pay the price for elect the best president in years OBAMA
It's a pretty poor effort. Probably made in a hurry by someone who wasn't much of an artist.
all the upfists for "libel libel!" so meta!
I bet I got it at the library at one point and forgot about it. I love the kindle; I can have so many books in my pocket!
Merely doubled, actually.
I bet you were told there wouldn't be math.
He is the red dot!
"the witnesses have ticket stubs,"
Hang on to those ticket stubs, there's a raffle afterwards.
There may still be Hapsburgs who believe it.
You mean they'll break into a musical in rehearsal on a sound stage? Gotta see that.
Taco Corner, actually.
Well, when you're not bio, you forget these things.
And Hillary will say, "That's a mighty small threat there Donald. Are you making a fist or did you drop your rattle?"
Oh, for fuck's sake.
It tells me that there are a whole more accusations out there. "I didn't grope the ugly ones, but damn you shoulda seen the ones I did grope."