Or is he? Bad news, everyone. Our favorite brains doctor and Egyptologist has uninvited himself from the Republican presidential debate on Thursday because, it seems, God nudged him awake and showed him some math: Ben Carson, the retired neurosurgeon who briefly led the Republican presidential race before his campaign began an extended public implosion, will tell his supporters in a statement Wednesday afternoon that he does not see a “path forward” and will not attend Thursday’s debate in Detroit, according to two Republicans familiar with his plans.
Thanks for being somewhere for America, or future America, it means a lot, like a parking lot, an empty one but full of promise, the promise of parked cars, which would be our American dreams because we like cars because they resemble mobility and individuality but we can also sleep in them when we have to so...yeah... there's that...ummm....yeah....zzzzzzzz
What really is left? Will this be the time when they finally take their slacks off, shit on the stage, and smear each other with their own filth? Only time can tell.
Deeply provocative, well-researched supposition, surely to be debated - centuries hence- by future ethnocentric scholars/specialists expert in the dynamics of (wait for it) *porcine-sensitive* issues (as it were), pertaining to (pretty stupid) religious beliefs implied therein.
Editor: I can't believe this argument isn't more concentrated on the negative effects of killing REAL human beings, in war zones of our own making, rather than attack people who eat pig meat.
I know this is missing my own point. Assuming I had one.
Imagine a law against popcorn?
What if you were caught eating popcorn with your pants off, some night, in front of your computer, being weird?
They break down your door and shoot 126 holes into your poodle. WTF then, Maria?
What will you squirt when they smash a rifle butt into your brand new Samsung?
Of course, I should say nothing. I'm not superstitious or stupid enough to believe the bullshit(s)...let that sink... of religions.
To be clear: If you believe in religion, any religion at all, that's not exactly tolerable to me. I consider most of you of lesser value than microbial life forms currently living either in my colon, or underneath my toilet seat.
I trust you approximately as much as I trust eating boysenberry yogurt parfait off the toilet seat of a truck stop in NJ.
For instance, when I am hating someone, or chopping off their head's b/c they've participated in the tasting of bacon,
By now you can tell I am high, right?
However, one may logically suppose the above-mentioned scenario could, in the realm of probabilities, indeed become a REAL thing. Then what will you do?
Post-Carson Presidential candidacy:
Dr Ben Carson: You know, Jesus is coming back someday riding a giant snapping turtle, with wings, straight out of the sky!
Imagine what Dr. Ben Carson 's NEXT patient might think just before having brain surgery.
Betcha he endorses Cruz. Or Josh Duggar.
Wait a minute. When a Mormon dies, they go to a Star Trek convention?
Or Jesus.
Thanks for being somewhere for America, or future America, it means a lot, like a parking lot, an empty one but full of promise, the promise of parked cars, which would be our American dreams because we like cars because they resemble mobility and individuality but we can also sleep in them when we have to so...yeah... there's that...ummm....yeah....zzzzzzzz
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What really is left? Will this be the time when they finally take their slacks off, shit on the stage, and smear each other with their own filth? Only time can tell.
"...Imposing Sharia law on America's Bar-B-Q's?"
Deeply provocative, well-researched supposition, surely to be debated - centuries hence- by future ethnocentric scholars/specialists expert in the dynamics of (wait for it) *porcine-sensitive* issues (as it were), pertaining to (pretty stupid) religious beliefs implied therein.
Editor: I can't believe this argument isn't more concentrated on the negative effects of killing REAL human beings, in war zones of our own making, rather than attack people who eat pig meat.
I know this is missing my own point. Assuming I had one.
Imagine a law against popcorn?
What if you were caught eating popcorn with your pants off, some night, in front of your computer, being weird?
They break down your door and shoot 126 holes into your poodle. WTF then, Maria?
What will you squirt when they smash a rifle butt into your brand new Samsung?
Of course, I should say nothing. I'm not superstitious or stupid enough to believe the bullshit(s)...let that sink... of religions.
To be clear: If you believe in religion, any religion at all, that's not exactly tolerable to me. I consider most of you of lesser value than microbial life forms currently living either in my colon, or underneath my toilet seat.
I trust you approximately as much as I trust eating boysenberry yogurt parfait off the toilet seat of a truck stop in NJ.
For instance, when I am hating someone, or chopping off their head's b/c they've participated in the tasting of bacon,
By now you can tell I am high, right?
However, one may logically suppose the above-mentioned scenario could, in the realm of probabilities, indeed become a REAL thing. Then what will you do?
Post-Carson Presidential candidacy:
Dr Ben Carson: You know, Jesus is coming back someday riding a giant snapping turtle, with wings, straight out of the sky!
Imagine what Dr. Ben Carson 's NEXT patient might think just before having brain surgery.
They all look alike.
A nice sweetener. What's on tap to lure Kaisch to drop out? We know what he will offer Cruz; a lead pipe vote upside the head and drop him off a pier.
Are they dumb enough to run a "Draft Carson" third party run?
He got arrested on the way over, again.
Selling snake oil was easier and made better money for less work.
"My friend God was wrong about the comet!"
But great news for John McCain.
Yes, the language has gone downhill. Sad, really.
I wonder if I can get a Gadsden Flag that's got a mongoose gnawing the snake's head off.