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chascates's avatar

This problem will go away as more Americans aren't able to fuel their cars or otherwise keep them running. Then we'll all just walk around in a haze and suffer less deadly mishaps.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Shrooms rhymes with vroom!

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

I recall reading in the National Lampoon, some 40 odd years ago, that BJs were the leading cause of traffic fatalities - a belief I've not questioned in all these years. Is it possible that PJ O'rourke lied?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I thought that it would be good idea if the driver’s exam included a high school level physics section with an emphasis on collisions and momentum. Give the dummies something to think about as their head passes through the windshield.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

"Coming and going don't mix"?

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