One-third of all drivers who die in automobile accidents test positive for some kind of drug, and "the presence of all types of drugs in fatal crashes has increased 5 percent in the past five years," according to the National Highway Transportation Safety Administration. This is easily explained by the fact that Americans would be totally incapable of coping with their monotonous, mostly disappointing lives without swallowing hundreds of milligrams of Alprazolam & Self-Pity (Extended Release) every single day. Government Drug Lord Gil Kerlikowske says that this data "should serve as a wakeup call," but who wants to wake up from a delicious Hydrocodone haze? If anything, this should serve as just another reason to drink more Fentanyl for breakfast. (But also: Mr. Kerlikowske
This problem will go away as more Americans aren't able to fuel their cars or otherwise keep them running. Then we'll all just walk around in a haze and suffer less deadly mishaps.
I recall reading in the National Lampoon, some 40 odd years ago, that BJs were the leading cause of traffic fatalities - a belief I've not questioned in all these years. Is it possible that PJ O'rourke lied?
I thought that it would be good idea if the driver’s exam included a high school level physics section with an emphasis on collisions and momentum. Give the dummies something to think about as their head passes through the windshield.
This problem will go away as more Americans aren't able to fuel their cars or otherwise keep them running. Then we'll all just walk around in a haze and suffer less deadly mishaps.
Shrooms rhymes with vroom!
I recall reading in the National Lampoon, some 40 odd years ago, that BJs were the leading cause of traffic fatalities - a belief I've not questioned in all these years. Is it possible that PJ O'rourke lied?
I thought that it would be good idea if the driver’s exam included a high school level physics section with an emphasis on collisions and momentum. Give the dummies something to think about as their head passes through the windshield.
"Coming and going don't mix"?