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I hate to point this out, but that's 4.3 decades. Sorry.

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Arrghhhh....

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And also that thing in Leviticus about not eating seagulls, because that is just Wrong.

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Also that monomaniacal harridan who is the nominal parent of Honey Boo Boo, unless someone has finally terminated her custodial rights.

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He's waiting to call any more mouthy women "sluts" til he has moved his program to WOR, so he can tank its ad revenues too.

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Hell, I'm neither one of those women, but I'll enthusiastically relay that very same message to the biddies myself.

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Just that surtitle alone is enough to make me glad that Becca done stoled Kaili away from Markos. Which in turn makes me wonder... given BillO's constantly calling DK a hate site, what on <em>earth</em> would he say if he ever found us?

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Of the many, many reprehensible things Michael "The Silly" Savage has said, his remarks about the brave, smart and heroic Elizabeth Smart were probably the worst. Also.

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A Jesuit-educated right-wing friend says The Golden Rule supersedes the Ten Commandments and any other OT bushwa.

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You'd never be able to eat prunes again.

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And so I learn another new thing from Wonkette.

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Still? I graduated in 1970 and imagined things might have improved a bit in the intervening 3.3 decades.

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Except for teh gheys, of course, because shut up that's why?

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My wingnut buddy agrees that teh Gheys should have the right to be miserable just like the rest of us.

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Of course the real message that the church won't admit that it's trying to put out there is that it's only sinful if someone enjoys it.

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What a weiner.

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