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You've probably already blocked all the Nazis.

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Great, Elon, now do a mic drop....

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Eventually he'll say we have to pay extra to be able to block anyone.

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I'd give him two bucks for it, but only if the debt remains his.

No deal? OK, my bid just went down to one buck.

Fifty cents.

A bent quarter and a used condom wrapper....

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For newcomers to Investment vocabulary, NFT stands for "No Fucking Trumps."

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I am still waiting for my Sorosbucks to arrive.

If Elon, too, lets me down, I am going to have A Sad of major proportions.

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Click on the boxes that show a delusional asshole on a bicycle.

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Free Twits for life or until your autopilot crashes you into a bridge abutment, whichever comes first.

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I don't want to live in a world in which I cannot impersonate Dame Judi Dench.

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Probably the first good idea Elon has had in years but will he pay for it or does he expect me to pony up the bucks?

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I, too, never opened a Twitter account.

Perhaps our respective Publics could follow our scintillating Contents were available to mere peons elsewhere.

I know, you're thinking, "What about here?"

Alas, Comments are not allowed on Wonkette and if they were, you would have to get a special Blue-check Wonkette account which costs $44 billion a month (and another $44 billion to hide.)

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"When Judi Dench impersonation is outlawed, only outlaws will impersonate..."

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That's what she said😄

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Elon wants to subscribe to your newsletter!

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But they like this kind of thing ... Like monkeys loving the taste of feces.

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Hiding the checkmark you paid for? Are we edging into "Sneetches" territory?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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