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tg's avatar

...that's what your mama said

tg's avatar

...that's tacky cardia if I'm not mistaken

Bob Smithers's avatar

Yes, because in truth he was a homophile.

Bob Smithers's avatar

Chu Bleckmark, at your surveece!

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

worst Lucy vs the conveyor belt with cakes reboot ever.

georgiaburning's avatar

The inflation I was calling out of control was Musk’s ego.But the economic inflation is sort of like post-war inflations. Production is not adjusting quickly, meanwhile people all of a sudden want to spend money. And I do remember stagflation: I bought a house with a 9.5% mortgage rate, yowch!

SterWonk's avatar

Twitter is a content-moderation company, and the verification of the pre-Musk blue-check was a large part of the value. Elon seems to not grasp either of those fundamental facts.

Posonby Britt's avatar

Shoot - he’s not going to Mars so we lock the Earth door behind him & not let him back in?

catnmus's avatar

I heard there is actually a proposed "value" to this new blue check, which is that your replies will be given more weight in The Algorithm that decides the order to display those replies. So basically what we see in the replies will start out as the responses from randos that spent $8/month to worship at the shrine of mElon Husk. That pretty much ends the value of Twitter completely as far as I'm concerned. Because no matter how many folks I block, there will always be one more rando with something to say.

Mark Linimon's avatar

I almost read it as "beheaded" at first.

Mark Linimon's avatar

Better go get the Aloe Vera for that burn.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Yesterday, Twitter revealed that a portion of their source could’ve had been leaked online.

Elon is looking less and less like the real life Tony Stark he wants us to think he is with each passing day.

Jay Hansen (I.C.E.B.U.R.G.)'s avatar

He'd have to pay me $75,000/mo. to use Twitler. Even then I probably wouldn't.

Jay Hansen (I.C.E.B.U.R.G.)'s avatar

Perhaps that's why Tesla is the Edsel of the twenty-first century.

Sasha Not-So-Fierce's avatar

I have Avoidance Disorder myself, but even I draw the line at money.