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...that's what your mama said

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...that's tacky cardia if I'm not mistaken

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Yes, because in truth he was a homophile.

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Chu Bleckmark, at your surveece!

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worst Lucy vs the conveyor belt with cakes reboot ever.

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Good point!

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The inflation I was calling out of control was Musk’s ego.But the economic inflation is sort of like post-war inflations. Production is not adjusting quickly, meanwhile people all of a sudden want to spend money. And I do remember stagflation: I bought a house with a 9.5% mortgage rate, yowch!

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Twitter is a content-moderation company, and the verification of the pre-Musk blue-check was a large part of the value. Elon seems to not grasp either of those fundamental facts.

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Shoot - he’s not going to Mars so we lock the Earth door behind him & not let him back in?

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I heard there is actually a proposed "value" to this new blue check, which is that your replies will be given more weight in The Algorithm that decides the order to display those replies. So basically what we see in the replies will start out as the responses from randos that spent $8/month to worship at the shrine of mElon Husk. That pretty much ends the value of Twitter completely as far as I'm concerned. Because no matter how many folks I block, there will always be one more rando with something to say.

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I almost read it as "beheaded" at first.

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Better go get the Aloe Vera for that burn.

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Yesterday, Twitter revealed that a portion of their source could’ve had been leaked online.

Elon is looking less and less like the real life Tony Stark he wants us to think he is with each passing day.

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He'd have to pay me $75,000/mo. to use Twitler. Even then I probably wouldn't.

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Perhaps that's why Tesla is the Edsel of the twenty-first century.

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I have Avoidance Disorder myself, but even I draw the line at money.

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