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letinstar's avatar

When is Musky gonna be deported?

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

WTF is that bullshit Musk posted? I bet every right-wing-grifter-idiot hits Musk up for money, because, damn... the dude is naively gullible.

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Tosca's avatar

The way Musk's management skills are going, I almost WANT him to donate to Trump. Musk would consider that means he owns Trump and gets to tell him what to do. Hilarity would ensue.

If the world is very, very lucky, it might end with a cage match.

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Sgt JMK's avatar

On the list of all the people I would happily drop-kick into the sun, Elon Musk is in the top three.

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

Oddly enough, all three are named in this article.....my three at least.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

You only have three? You are way nicer than I am!

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

I have WAY more than three.......those were just at the top of the list.....

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Show of hands: who believes anything Musk says is not performative huffing of his own farts? Anyone?

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

What is the use of having way too much money if you can't buy a president, even if it is a syphilitic basket case like the proven rapist Defendant Trump.

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

"It’s just the most consequential election of his lifestime, we guess, for DivorcedDad McApartheidGrifter, who has nothing to do all day but run companies into the ground and cuddle with other white racist loser conspiracy theorists on Twitter. He’s gotta make sure the existential threat of Joe Biden is eliminated."

Don't forget that Musk is sucking off the Government teat with Space X and many of his other little ventures.

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Sherry's avatar

Cocaine is a helluva drug!

Rick James

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Frank Farricker's avatar

Why do I get dry heaves when I realize how simple it is to manipulate a few dozen people like Elon who have a total net worth in excess of Africa and South America combined

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GH Swell's avatar

Animatronic AI driven Tesla solar battery powered Donald Trump Campaign mannequins on every corner! 100dB 24/7 for the next 8 months!

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Lady MS's avatar

As long as they’re next to the taco trucks we were promised.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I'd lose my appetite, if not my lunch.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

The DOD and whatever other agencies really need to take a look at this guy's government contracts, seeing as he is accusing the Commander in Chief of treason based on lies and misinformation.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

They need to reevalute him anyway, based on his unhinged behavior.

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John Norris's avatar

3 things: 1) The PAB also has outstanding loans to pay off in a few years. Without the WH Grift, where are the Amereos coming from?

2) I recall the Tea Party/QAnon crowd claiming Pres Obama hid millions of Muslims in the national forests so they could snick out on election day to vote blue. I think the Muslims were smuggled in using the tunnels under the Walmarts.

3) Where is QAnon?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

3) QAnon has changed its name to The Republican Party.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

👏👏👏🎯

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Dexter Mathorphan's avatar

I'm of the opinion that Elon should see F16s outside the window of his private jet everywhere he goes. You know, for his safety

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rags's avatar

"No donations! A loan at incredibly favorable terms, well......."

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Elon is a seriously fucked up person and he seriously thinks of himself as a self-appointed world leader. The NYT's writes about him incessantly, unlike Jeff Bezos or Bill Gates. So, it's like they're agreeing with him. Let's go find out what Elon Musk thinks. Why is that important? Clearly, Musk LOVES the attention, the question is how is he getting it? Is he paying for front page coverage in the NYT's? Does he have an entire staff dedicated to getting him on TV and in print like Nancy Mace? In which case, how lazy is the NYT's for jumping every time one of his promoters give them a call. I'm tired of hearing about him.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

He was a better, (not good, but better) person before David Sacks started being his political adviser. Sacks is an evil, vulture Capitalist who whispered poison in Musk's ear like a common wormtongue, in The "Lord of the Rings". Musk went from being a douchebro with naive theories, to a full-blown evil republican. Sacks is the author of Musk's 'opinion' on how to end the Ukrainian war. By giving Putin Crimea, and whatever else he wants. Sacks published that opinion, before Musk put it on twitter, as his own idea. It goes without saying that Sacks is a Putin ball-gargler.

https://newrepublic.com/article/168125/david-sacks-elon-musk-peter-thiel

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beb's avatar

I assume that when Musk says he won't "donate" money to any politician he's leaving open the possibility of LOANING money to Trump to pay his fines and penalties.

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