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WIDTAP's avatar

I hear China is an emerging market, and lucky us there is an overland route just south of Tajikistan!

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Querolous's avatar

Peter Thiel is going to Founder Fund the next generation of mercenaries. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Now I have a NSFW mental vision of Roy Rogers and Dale Evans. Or Trigger.

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Even the Wonkabago has a blackwater tank.

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Or Wings.

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Jennifer R's avatar

So Eric Prince is going to take his army to Afghanistan and become the Viceroy. We are watching Cobra form before our eyes.

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Querolous's avatar

Opening this fall on Broadway a new production of Bialystock & Bloom. The title is rumored to be "Springtime for Griftler."

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But no Kool or Salem.

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AOL!

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Aleister Crowley discovered a brilliant cure for heroin addiction - cocaine.

He also discovered a brilliant cure for cocaine addiction. Heroin.

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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

Or the Empire. It all started with one Viceroy around Naboo.

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Walter Wellstone's avatar

Look at the big picture here. A viceroy doesn't report to a president; a viceroy reports to a king. Just sayin'.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

If Eric Prince and Donald Trump were successful in developing a NEW East India Company, would I be required to learn cricket?

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I so want to be a Maharajah. That truly is my calling.

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Nixon wandered the halls at night, drunk, talking to the portraits of the previous Presidents.

Trump watches scandal coverage all day, then lies about it.

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