Why is Erik Prince back in DC? Is Donald Trump so senile that he only can keep track of like 27 names? Is that why they haven't appointed anyone to all those open jobs? It's like the White House got to the bottom of the list of Rich White Dudes Trump Knows and just started all over. And like magic, Betsy DeVos's lunatic brother reappears to rub his guns on Poppy's junk and make him feel like a Real Man™ again.
I hear China is an emerging market, and lucky us there is an overland route just south of Tajikistan!
Peter Thiel is going to Founder Fund the next generation of mercenaries. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
Now I have a NSFW mental vision of Roy Rogers and Dale Evans. Or Trigger.
Even the Wonkabago has a blackwater tank.
Or Wings.
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So Eric Prince is going to take his army to Afghanistan and become the Viceroy. We are watching Cobra form before our eyes.
Opening this fall on Broadway a new production of Bialystock & Bloom. The title is rumored to be "Springtime for Griftler."
But no Kool or Salem.
AOL!
Aleister Crowley discovered a brilliant cure for heroin addiction - cocaine.
He also discovered a brilliant cure for cocaine addiction. Heroin.
Or the Empire. It all started with one Viceroy around Naboo.
Look at the big picture here. A viceroy doesn't report to a president; a viceroy reports to a king. Just sayin'.
If Eric Prince and Donald Trump were successful in developing a NEW East India Company, would I be required to learn cricket?
I so want to be a Maharajah. That truly is my calling.
Nixon wandered the halls at night, drunk, talking to the portraits of the previous Presidents.
Trump watches scandal coverage all day, then lies about it.