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the guard who told them no was so polite and professional - classy in the face of clowns

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The Capitol Building is closed. The moose out front should have told you.

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Please, this is a fantasy! Where either one of them might actually talk to me!

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Ali Velshi going to talk to Jocelyn Benson about this (and yes, he brought the clips) in about 2 minutes on MSNBC

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Jul 22, 2023·edited Jul 22, 2023

So after seeing thatstupid video I remembered that that vile laywer mentioned Stevi Wonder, Motown, an ''Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours''

I hope that Stevie heard that and wanted to travel to Michgan to kick some MAGAt ass.

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Jul 22, 2023·edited Jul 24, 2023

Semi-OT..

The vile living penis-head Smerconish yapping with some bearded penis-head on CNN about how both of them have done ''surveys'' they say many more people do not want Biden to run than don't want Trump to run, with NO details whatsoever.

Big Business as usual for the MSM, rounding up a posse in the Village...

ADDENDUM: I later leaned that one ''poll' was actually done by... Smerconish.com. What did his pole consist of? Smerconish sucking the poles of every Republican member in Conrgess. except Ted Cruz -it could not be found..

Fuck Ted Cruz!

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Adult version of stomping feet, flailing arms and jump up and down.

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How on Earth did they think that would work?

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That video is something else. Just because they CLAIM there were machine voting errors in one place, they arbitrarily decided that they could just determine Trump was the winner. I’m pretty sure you need some evidence and due process and that Ian Northon buffoon surely knew that. Please tell me that he’s also been charged.

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That video is something else. Just because they CLAIM there were machine voting errors in one place, they arbitrarily decided that they could just determine Trump was the winner. I’m pretty sure you need some evidence and due process and that Ian Northon buffoon surely knew that. Please tell me that he’s also been charged.

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A sign on the door that reads "No Bank Robberies Permitted"?

Didn't read it.

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Maybe!

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Grotty to the max!

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'Stang rot is what you come down with if you catch a ride with Sebastian Gorka.

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Not to nitpick, but Dana Nessel is actually Michigan's Attorney General. Jocelyn Benson is the Secretary of State.

Insert "Charlie's Angels Pose" photo of the two of them and Big Gretch here.

https://pridesource.com/article/michigans-homophobia-fighting-candidates-nessel-whitmer-and-benson-strike-epic-charlies-angels-pose/

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I'll be in my bunk. Thrice.

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It'll be an interesting bunk cause Jocelyn Benson is married* with kids, and Dana Nessel is a lesbian whom I think has a partner and Gov. Whitmer is also married* with kids..

*to a man

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"Gettin' up over here, Carl..."

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Totally grabbing that rusty 'stang photo, because my real name is stang, not stanta.

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Damn, that's a sad looking 67.

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