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FBI has issued a warning about a plot recently uncovered that would put American fathers in extreme danger!

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Like they're not going to do that anyway.

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I think that because he's already being investigated for several types of wrong-doing right now will kill that issue. I hope.

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Yes, absolutely.

And I think it has made legislative compromise much more difficult. Republicans may be willing, for instance, to pass a desperately-needed budget, despite the inclusion of a few things they oppose. But instead, they completely stonewall it because they know that otherwise they will be crucified on the internet. Even their more reasonable supporters are often seduced by the anti-liberal rhetoric that keyboard conservatives employ to condemn anyone who dares violate one iota of "true conservatism." They have become slaves to bullies and fools.

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Can Bamz pre-emptively issue a blanket-pardon her for whatever nefarious crimez the hacks will accuse her of? Can Hillz pardon herself?????

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He won't do it. It would make him look even worse. He's the guy who appointed Comey.

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There are 56 other states, you know.

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We're in trouble either way. Even if Hillary wins, there's going to be more than enough Republicans running around to keep the obstructionist plan going. And the angry white people who are convinced she's the devil incarnate, they're more than likely to make trouble.

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Maybe it's a dry run.

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Thanks Reagan

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He hasn't yet? He must be having a nap.

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I have said the same thing about all of these leaks coming out. If the captain of the Titanic had as many leaks on his ship as Comey has on his, there would not have been any lives lost. The ship would have sunk at the pier, not the middle of the Atlantic. Comey has already used that as an excuse for his letter to congress and any information known about any investigation into Trump is solely on anonymous leaks. Which may or may not be totally accurate. Instead of engaging in speculation about emails and accusing Clinton of ignoring policy, maybe he should get his own house in order. And teach his staff what the word "confidential" means. After he looks it up himself.

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the fox "news" slogan is fair and balanced. I rest my case

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the FBI has gone rogue? what's the worst that could happen? actually don't answer that, they can hear you

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When I was a kid, this show was on during school hours, and so I only saw it when I was feverish enough to stay home.

I'm still not entirely sure those weird memories were not actual fever hallucinations. The orange-ish fat bear-man (?) driving in circles in a dune buggy... is real?

I think I've gotten worse. Now I hallucinate about comments that don't exist.

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Comey called Clinton "extremely careless" for discussing information over unsecured means. He's currently violating Department of Justice protocol because he's terrified of leakers within his own organization.

The FBI is less secure than Clinton's private server. If it wasn't for the fact that he's fucking over the entire country, it would be an irony worthy of O Henry.

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