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You know, I'm willing to allow as how it might actually be the last days - for xtian haters like that Feucht-up dude. I mean they've only had, what, 2,000 years for their fairytale to come true? At this point, more and more folks are willing to call that bluff. Sure, we might be sorry if we wind up sitting in front of Jesus; but it's just as possible THEY might be sorry when trying to explain themselves to Pan.

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It just kills me when they draw attention to drag performers expecting outrage. The usual response is: Damn that's entertaining!

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"Flamy Grant". This just made my day!!

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Jul 31, 2023·edited Jul 31, 2023

I suppose that's nice and all, but the only music I'm less likely to listen to than Country/Western is Christian/Gospel, though there is so much overlap I can't really tell the difference.

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I've always been of the mind that good music is good music, whatever the style.

This is some great music.

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Bwahahahaha

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This is just too fucking good

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGc7YaSCqrM

Preachers of Crimetheus.

I love the lady who is clutching her pearls in the video that was posted by Robyn! Lol.

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Schismatic global Methodists base their entire theology on hating gays. Trying to justify this hatred by anything Jesus said or did is bullshit.

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Yeah well not all of it is hate, I think. Some of it is not knowing any gays, and some of it is just listening to bad sources (like Fox) and being too lazy to look elsewhere and some of it is money. The church is splitting; I'm with the non-fundamentalists. I know of one very large church who is disaffiliating, but they aren't joining with the Global church. I've heard their issue is money, they don't like the apportionments the big church requires.

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No, it's hating them

Think at this point in time, with the vile shit they spew, and the violence they perpetuate, we can let go of the idea that they just don't know any better.

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Yup. No longer the benefit of that doubt. All. Done.

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I was raised Catholic in the 50s, back when Catholics didn't read the Bible. When I learned that Protestants read it and do their own interpretation, based on the words, I was shocked. By that rule, you can prove that Jesus was gay: "Get thee behind me, Satan!"

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Early fan fic?

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That is a nice story!

You Go Drag Queen!

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Well, this is a delightful story. I thought to myself that the TRULY Christian thing for Flamy to do would be to thank Mr. Feucht for helping spread her message to a wider audience. She totally did. That blithering ass must be furious.

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Sort of OT: Episode 2 of Good Omens 2 shows Arziraphale and Crowley conspiring to save Job’s children from being killed, in the process, showing how absurd a literalist interpretation of the Bible is.

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Bub, our beloved zombie, a couple of days ago wrote: "God I hate myself," and I wrote back, "Isn't that what He told Job?"

God: "I hate Myself."

What else can any thinking entity say after taking four innocent lives, and utterly reducing a person to such a wretched condition that Job found himself in, just to prove a point? God had no excuse, couldn't justify Himself other than to tell Job not to question what had happened to him and his family, and, here, I'll provide you with more than what you started out with. So, we're good, right?

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Grammatically speaking, is "Feucht" the past tense of "Fuck"? Asking for a friend.

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It doesn't translate well from the original low-german, but it roughly describes a general overall state of being a fuck, sort of like fahrvergnu:gen but for assholes.

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I think, technically, it should be "gefeucht"

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As in:

Sean habe sich gefeucht. Er kann sich immer feuchen.

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Kinda like how "scrod" is the past perfect transitive of "screw"? (In Boston.) May be regional.

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Visitor to Boston, to cabbie: Where can I get scrod?

Cabbie: Mister, I've heard that request a lot, but never in the pluperfect subjunctive!

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i thought scrod was a type of seafood

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Spicy cod???

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That does rock.

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Jul 30, 2023·edited Jul 30, 2023

I will never excuse my intense dislike for the Kennedy crime* family, all except for Teddy, the ONLY actual liberal of the bunch,

Here is an intersting story about Toilet-Toilet and Sinéad O'Connor...

Legs McNeil on the Time Sinéad O’Connor Told JFK Jr. To F*ck Off

https://www.thedailybeast.com/legs-mcneil-on-the-time-sinead-oconnor-told-jfk-jr-to-fck-off?ref=scroll

*Old Joe Kenndy, you know....

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Old Joe Kennedy was an abusive POS, as far as I'm concerned. With a patriarch like that, no wonder the whole family line got fucked up.

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And while I did not mention, had JFK and RFK not been killed neither of them would've gone down in history as very special

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I am all in for Flamy Grant making some bigot heads explode. The art of drag names is alive and well!

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"One day you'll sit before Jesus and account for [what] you tried to force on kids."

JESUS: Well, hello, Flamy. Tell me all about your life.

FLAMY: Oh, I sang songs about you, with another guy, but I was dressed in women's clothes.

JESUS: Reallly? Fabulous! Are there videos?

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Meanwhile, Jesus to Feucht: You did WHAT???

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Feucht's reply: I made other people's lives miserable. God, I hate myself.

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That guy was known to wear dresses, too!

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All these people who expect to "sit before Jesus" (isn't that disrespectful? Shouldn't they at least stand?) are going to be surprised instead to come face-to-face with Osiris. The Weighing of the Heart may not go well.

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Can i just say that Flamy Grant is a SUPERB drag name.

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