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Enter Ranting's avatar

I bet the Tiki Torch company never thought they'd have to announce that under no circumstances do they support nazis. Cultural appropriation, maybe. But not nazis.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Spelling is for elites.

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mailman27's avatar

Is Soledad related to the Baghrab O'Briens?

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Ten Years After's avatar

A cockstain govenor for a shithole state. God have mercy on the citizens of Florida. You didn't think it could get worse after Skeletor but the repukes have an infinite supply.Sigh....😥

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

De Santis isn't the only one fudging the numbers. They're going to wrack up the dead like no other state but they're going to claim they're fine. So travel to Florida in the future is totally off my list. These assholes should remember there will be life after this pandemic and Hair Furor and you may not want to make your state look like a death trap because no matter what these numbers are going to come out.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

I see whar they are!

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

FFS arrest the shitbirds, already.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

That's the sandhill I'll die on!

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Sunhead's avatar

So... Job Creators!

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Sometimes I miss the Black Panther Party.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

Unforced errors bring new and interesting trafficking ops.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

She's a dick.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

Cessation of demands to change the platform the majority of Democrats are willing to work and vote for.

Otherwise Sanders advocates are a Trojan horse that didn't turn out for their guy, and aren't here in good faith.

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Those pesky outliers. Cherry-pick them to the Data Bonfire.

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Sunhead's avatar

Operation Warp Speed is a combined operation to rapidly bring a vaccine to market. No doubt it will involve testing a few vaccines on military personnel and exposing them to the 'Rona all the while using TS:CI to avoid public scrutiny and FDA oversight of the testing procedure, then followed by allowing some Pharma company, that has offices on Trump properties, to patent the vaccine developed almost entirely with public funds and military sacrifice and make bank off of it for decades.Joseph Heller would have rejected this story line as too outrageous.

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Anna Rompage's avatar

That totally works!

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