Raise your hand if you have ever been to Taco Bell at 2 a.m., drunk. All of you, just like we thought. It’s kind of required if you read our mommy/warblog. Now raise your hand if you have ever been arrested at a Taco Bell. Oh, just you South Florida GOP state Representative Dane Eagle, whose manly name of uber
I'm sorry, but in the legend of drunken/stupid Taco Bell shenanigans nothing tops the football player from KU who tried to crawl through the drive-through window because they shorted him a chalupa.
Rep. Eagle needs to up his game to reach that level.
<i>While there are some decisions that I would have made differently . . . </i> I probably would have gotten one of each flavor of doritos locos instead of settling for just nacho cheese, if I had known I was going to be in the drunk tank all night.
Hey now, I&#039;m a liebral. When I get the munchies at 2am, I ride my bike to the non-chain 24h burger and breakfast place that stocks local produce.
Thank fucking god for college towns, they make it possible to write things like that from the middle of Kentucky. (Where I don&#039;t even think the Taco Bells are 24/7.)
You have provided the Internet Laugh of the Day ....
<i>we have all been to Taco Bell, drunk, at 2 a.m. </i>
Isn&#039;t an advanced state of inebriation one of the requirements to get in to Taco Bell at that hour?
Eagle, Forum, I&#039;m sure I have seen those words somewhere before.
I&#039;m sorry, but in the legend of drunken/stupid Taco Bell shenanigans nothing tops the football player from KU who tried to crawl through the drive-through window because they shorted him a chalupa.
Rep. Eagle needs to up his game to reach that level.
<i>While there are some decisions that I would have made differently . . . </i> I probably would have gotten one of each flavor of doritos locos instead of settling for just nacho cheese, if I had known I was going to be in the drunk tank all night.
Hey now, I&#039;m a liebral. When I get the munchies at 2am, I ride my bike to the non-chain 24h burger and breakfast place that stocks local produce.
Thank fucking god for college towns, they make it possible to write things like that from the middle of Kentucky. (Where I don&#039;t even think the Taco Bells are 24/7.)