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Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

You have provided the Internet Laugh of the Day ....

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>we have all been to Taco Bell, drunk, at 2 a.m. </i>

Isn't an advanced state of inebriation one of the requirements to get in to Taco Bell at that hour?

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PubOption's avatar

Eagle, Forum, I'm sure I have seen those words somewhere before.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I'm sorry, but in the legend of drunken/stupid Taco Bell shenanigans nothing tops the football player from KU who tried to crawl through the drive-through window because they shorted him a chalupa.

Rep. Eagle needs to up his game to reach that level.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

<i>While there are some decisions that I would have made differently . . . </i> I probably would have gotten one of each flavor of doritos locos instead of settling for just nacho cheese, if I had known I was going to be in the drunk tank all night.

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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

Hey now, I'm a liebral. When I get the munchies at 2am, I ride my bike to the non-chain 24h burger and breakfast place that stocks local produce.

Thank fucking god for college towns, they make it possible to write things like that from the middle of Kentucky. (Where I don't even think the Taco Bells are 24/7.)

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