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meh. domino's has been on the boycott list (because of this asshat) since like 1978.

also, the pizza is an absolute abortion.

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"I couldn't care less" is the original expression. How it became such a completely stupid statement is a mystery to me. I mean, how do you even make that mistake in the first place? The fact that it spread everywhere, with nobody noticing that it's stupid, is mind-boggling.

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A billionaire wants pro bono legal beagles to help him out. That's rich.

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I believe he packed up, and moved his whole Jesus Circus to Floriduh, where religious nutters are as thick as mosquitoes.

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It's a least as important as his right to close Dominos Pizza shops on Sundays. Wait, what???

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<i>"The development of the town was made possible when the Florida legislature created the Ave Maria Stewardship Community District, a limited local government whose purpose is to provide community infrastructure, including community development systems, facilities, services, projects, and improvements."</i>

I wonder how many millions he spread around to get that useful bit of legislation through. And how many taxpayer dollars are supporting his super-catholic "university" and fifth-rate law school.

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Maybe<a href="http:\/\/www.naplesnews.com\/news\/2009\/may\/09\/town-without-vote-now-and-forever\/" target="_blank"> this is why?</a>

OR, even more creepily, maybe <a href="http:\/\/www.miaminewtimes.com\/content\/printVersion\/3086561\/" target="_blank">this is why. </a>

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And they're closed on Sundays, of course.

(PubOption beat me to it...)

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In the last graduating class from Ave Maria Law School, 11 (out of 23) flunked the state bar exam. By that measure, it's the worst law school on the planet, so I don't expect the next Clarence Darrow to emerge from the Thomas More Law Center.

I also have this comical image in my head of St. Thomas More, up there in heaven, complaining to God about this defamation of his reputation (he was a lawyer, after all): "Come on, you gotta <i>do something</i> about this!"

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It's the defining characteristic of religious nuts that the rules of their religion are "moral" rules, which everbody else is obliged to observe.

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Not for altar boys.

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Pacci in Silver Spring, MD, has a nice Neapolitan pizza, and Palermo's in Hamilton, NJ, has the best damn tomato pie I've ever had.

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And having a single-payer system with simplify things further.

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How, exactly, do you "hand" someone a "blowsha" ? <a href="http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/c68h7qn" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://tinyurl.com/c68h7qn">http://tinyurl.com/c68h7qn</a>

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So you can't get pepperoni on your Domino's pizza on a Friday, right? Right?

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Eat some shitty goo to go.

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