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This is going to be their new platform for 2022. They are going all in on cancel culture wars. CPAC's and likely Trumpers new slogan will be "America Uncanceled". Personally I prefer two l's like Brits use in cancel(l)ed. But then they would probably argue we canceled the word canceled and changed it to cancelled and I can't really deal with that.

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Open thread? I was planning on not doing anything today, just hang out at home in my pyjamas. I did stay in the pyjamas, but somehow ended up cutting the hedge with grandpa. In pyjamas with rubber boots. https://uploads.disquscdn.c... Oh well.

Here’s guest kitteh karlchen: https://uploads.disquscdn.c... He only has to sleep here two more nights.

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Semi-gender-less-potato-PERSON.

I don’t know why we have to separate ‘gender’ and ‘less’, but I also didn’t understand why we had to separate ‘gender’ and ‘bathrooms’, but we did.

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Two L’s! If it has just the single L, wouldn’t we pronounce it kan-sealed?

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Cancel culture canceled Mr Potato’s nads

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Potato hole, eh? Why wouldn’t it surprise me if Doocy there has uttered the immortal words, “I swear, Doc. I slipped in the kitchen and landed right on that potato.”

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I never wanted to waste my childhood birthday wishes on a Ken doll, so my Barbies were all de facto Lesbians who lived together in their plastic love castle and explored their sexuality based on whatever I had seen on TV that day.

I wish the same societal joy and ability to express sexual freedom for the Potato Heads.

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Why is Fox trying to cancel culture Hasbro?

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How to tell: 1. Does your spouse have the same naughty bits as you?2.If not, do you wish they did?You’re welcome.

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My opinion as well.

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You know what I find so nutty about barbies and their genders? I grew up with two moms and around almost exclusively same gender couples, yet I never made Barbie or Ken gay.

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When you cut a hedge, you really cut it!

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I realize I’m like 25 years late to the party, but I just stated reading Game of Thrones. It’s really well written, but it is THICK with foreshadowing. Am I gonna get to like these characters, and then they’re just all gonna fuckin die in really sad ways? Should I keep reading, or am I just gonna be bummed out? (I have somehow managed to avoid the pop culture bullshit tornado that swirled around the show when it was on HBO, so no plot points have been spoiled for me.)

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Yes, everybody dies

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Well, shit

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