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Hey Marty,

So now that I’m off my time out, I wanted respond and let you know how way fucking off base you are your appraisal of this comment.

If you had bothered to take a minute to read Evan’s column you might juuusssttt have noticed him repeatedly mentioning the GOP and Hannity’s obsession with Hunter Biden and his nude dick pics. So, in the CONTEXT of that article, the comment that SWAT would mean “Seeking Wang All the Time” was a shot at their obsession with Hunter and his nude photos and not that Hannity is a “homosexual hurr durr.”

I mean I know it was a subtle context clue that was hard to notice, considering it was only repeated OVER AND OVER in the article.

But, hey, not only did you get to give me a time out based on a completely inaccurate interpretation on your part, you also parlayed it into an opportunity to make a presumptuous, high handed comment, without knowing a thing about me or my lifestyle, painting me as a small minded homophone. So I’m sure that was a bonus you really enjoyed.

The time out was…..whatever, people make mistakes sometimes. But your comment was completely unnecessary and ignorant and you are gladly invited by me to go and blow out your ass.

So go ahead and do, or don’t do to me, whenever is coming next. I really don’t care as I was tiring of your simplistic, holier than thou, attitude anyway and looking at other pages, where the writers’ idea of wry wit goes beyond saying “hurr durr”, for my progressive fix.

You’re only going to ultimately be hurting Rebecca, as my significant other and have contributed I few thousand dollars over the last few years and I have some friends who are also donors who have expressed thoughts of stopping largely based on their frustration very uneven behavior standards on here.

At any rate, enjoy lording over your kingdom of “fuckaducks” while it lasts I guess

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i'm gonna go out on a limb and say 'alot'

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My apologies for reading the comment only at face value, because that's how I saw it after someone flagged it for review — the comments in the comments queue are face value only, and obviously, I blew my call.

I hadn't actually read that particular piece by Evan, so yeah, I completely missed the context. I'm deleting my reply, and I would like to sincerely apologize to you for the error.

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Thank you Dok. I do appreciate it.

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I'd like to know where Kimberly Guilfoyle stands on Hunter Biden's dick.

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Sorry - but this isn't the sort of thing we can afford to take a chance on. No hard feelings. Nothing personal. We always liked you.

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I had a "music critic" gig back then and had free tix to a couple of Steve Miller shows, so I went. Gotta say, the guy can sing the crap out of the worst lyrics ever.

And, tbf, he did sing about the pompatus of love.

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Do any of the real reporters at Fox ever look at Jesse Watters getting paid three times what they do for just sitting on his ass and making shit up, and think, How do I get that gig?

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Standing on it cost extra.

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"the real reporters at Fox"

Fox has real reporters? Since when? Where are they hiding them?

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She only stands on DJTJ's dick. He doesn't seem to mind. Or notice.

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When Oversight starts looking into Hunter Biden's laptop, every Democrat on the committee should ask about any evidence found there about Javanka's questionable activities.

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Wait wasn't this a plot from an Austin Powers movie?

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Evidence-free.

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He gave us a good idea when he went down to harass Asian Americans in Chinatown.

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My state Supreme Court ruled that financing public education through property taxes was unconstitutional. That was back in the 90's. Our fine Republican legislature hasn't addressed the issue yet.

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