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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

I thought 5 was right out.

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Keepwishing's avatar

R-Charlie Dent just said the key to being a Republican congressman is by being independent.....eyes just rolled out of my head.....

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Keepwishing's avatar

https://www.google.com/sear... Sobre diss Butterbean!!!

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Poly_Ester's avatar

Earlier today, I characterized trump's cabinet as sycophants. It turns out I badly over estimated them. Sub-toadies is my new rating. A sub-toady is someone who is easily outwitted by a toady. Maybe still over optimistic.

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Poly_Ester's avatar

Dunning-Kruger confirmed

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Kooolest G's avatar

she reminds him of stormy daniels, who reminds him of princess Ivanka

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Kooolest G's avatar

she got to keep the wardrobe that roger Ailes picked out for her

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Ray in VT's avatar

They only hire the best people, right?

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

No. Crusty old bastard editor here. With love, my dear. It is a requirement for all of those Stepford wives to dye their hair blond, so that every one of them will be a blonde. Except in the case of male same-sex marriage, in which case the male spouse will be a blond. The word blonde is a noun, reserved only to identify a female with blond hair, and thus confusing the fuck out of millions of well intentioned writers over the decades.

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kloewent's avatar

Are we sure that she knows that the State Department doesn't actually deal with our states

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ahughes798's avatar

i got stoned the other night and listened to and watched a concert video of Pink Floyd playing "Shine On You Crazy Diamond." I was mesmerised. It was, as they used to say, groovy. Anywho...Syd did not show up. I think he was at OneYieldRegular's house.

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ahughes798's avatar

That's pathetic. I think people should be required to vote. It works in Australia, why not here?

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ahughes798's avatar

I'm angry, too. I'm tired of being told we need to understand them, and listen to what they say(which has a pretty good chance of being racist, homophobic, etc.). The part of me that is a good person DOES want to do that. To try to understand, and discuss, how they came to believe those things. To have a dialogue. But since I'm cynical as all hell, Fuck them. They aren't going to change. Their minds are as closed as a sprung bear trap. Fuck them. And, while I'm at it... double fuck the assholes who didn't vote.

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ahughes798's avatar

I've also wondered about that, too.

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Hesavebread!'s avatar

I don't think Tillerson had international respect, he wasn't trusted as he was too close to Putin. He wasn't a diplomat or a politician and he doesn't understand the world when it doesn't relate to business.

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