Greetings, fellow captives. Have you been asking yourself WHY OH WHY did we elect that awful terrible no good very bad Obama to president us when he is so awful terrible no good very bad and hates guns because of his daddy issues ? Probably not, but just in case, Fox "News" resident quack Dr. Keith Ablow -- who also
Everyone who thought they taught him, and gave him passing grades, right back from med school, to undergrad, to high school, ought to be fired. Retroactively, as necessary.
<i>&quot;he hates us.&quot;</i> I take it that &quot;us&quot; refers to racist right-wing morons. In which case, yes, that&#039;s why I voted for him.
NOOOOOO!!!!! Please, jeebus or whatever, not that. I actually woke up in the middle of the night before the 2012 election in a panic because I thought Romney had won. I scared the shit out of my husband and couldn&#039;t go back to sleep until I read some of Charlie Pierce&#039;s blog. (I had not yet discovered the snarky goodness of Wonkette.) Seriously, one of those assholes will make &quot;The Handmaiden&#039;s Tale&quot; non-fiction.
I prefer to rub my Constitution on my gum, but some people shoot it up. At least they think they are shooting up Constitution but usually it&#039;s more like a ditchweed version.
Dog save us from pretentious schmucks with a list of buzzwords they appear to know nothing about.
They think they&rsquo;re being so original and forward-thinking, when they&rsquo;re really just the biggest walking collection of shallow cliches you&#039;ve ever seen in your life.
<i>The same kind of thing that happens when a plane is hijacked and people aboard say &ldquo;You know what? I am starting to think like the people who took this plane over.&rdquo;</i>
If they toss them into a concrete mixer, maybe.
Everyone who thought they taught him, and gave him passing grades, right back from med school, to undergrad, to high school, ought to be fired. Retroactively, as necessary.
<i>&quot;he hates us.&quot;</i> I take it that &quot;us&quot; refers to racist right-wing morons. In which case, yes, that&#039;s why I voted for him.
He puts the &quot;anal&quot; in psychoanalysis. And the &quot;psycho&quot;.
NOOOOOO!!!!! Please, jeebus or whatever, not that. I actually woke up in the middle of the night before the 2012 election in a panic because I thought Romney had won. I scared the shit out of my husband and couldn&#039;t go back to sleep until I read some of Charlie Pierce&#039;s blog. (I had not yet discovered the snarky goodness of Wonkette.) Seriously, one of those assholes will make &quot;The Handmaiden&#039;s Tale&quot; non-fiction.
I prefer to rub my Constitution on my gum, but some people shoot it up. At least they think they are shooting up Constitution but usually it&#039;s more like a ditchweed version.
Dog save us from pretentious schmucks with a list of buzzwords they appear to know nothing about.
They think they&rsquo;re being so original and forward-thinking, when they&rsquo;re really just the biggest walking collection of shallow cliches you&#039;ve ever seen in your life.
MAINLINE OR GTFO!!1!
Find a vein and saddle up
or certain parts of Vegas year round
they have exits- you just have to assemble them first
<i>The same kind of thing that happens when a plane is hijacked and people aboard say &ldquo;You know what? I am starting to think like the people who took this plane over.&rdquo;</i>
Dafuq did I just read???
there&#039;s a long list of things he doesn&#039;t know
maybe Alfonzo Dennard because DUI
it really has become Wingnut Madlibs anymore
Next up, Ablow also explains how Obama turned him into a nute.
(It got better.)
When did Dr. Keith Ablow drop his last name: Job?