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bobbert's avatar

If they toss them into a concrete mixer, maybe.

Jared James's avatar

Everyone who thought they taught him, and gave him passing grades, right back from med school, to undergrad, to high school, ought to be fired. Retroactively, as necessary.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>"he hates us."</i> I take it that "us" refers to racist right-wing morons. In which case, yes, that's why I voted for him.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He puts the "anal" in psychoanalysis. And the "psycho".

Tiny kaiju's avatar

NOOOOOO!!!!! Please, jeebus or whatever, not that. I actually woke up in the middle of the night before the 2012 election in a panic because I thought Romney had won. I scared the shit out of my husband and couldn't go back to sleep until I read some of Charlie Pierce's blog. (I had not yet discovered the snarky goodness of Wonkette.) Seriously, one of those assholes will make "The Handmaiden's Tale" non-fiction.

PsycWench's avatar

I prefer to rub my Constitution on my gum, but some people shoot it up. At least they think they are shooting up Constitution but usually it's more like a ditchweed version.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Dog save us from pretentious schmucks with a list of buzzwords they appear to know nothing about.

They think they’re being so original and forward-thinking, when they’re really just the biggest walking collection of shallow cliches you've ever seen in your life.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

MAINLINE OR GTFO!!1!

Find a vein and saddle up

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

or certain parts of Vegas year round

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they have exits- you just have to assemble them first

PsycWench's avatar

<i>The same kind of thing that happens when a plane is hijacked and people aboard say “You know what? I am starting to think like the people who took this plane over.”</i>

Dafuq did I just read???

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

there's a long list of things he doesn't know

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

maybe Alfonzo Dennard because DUI

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it really has become Wingnut Madlibs anymore

MonkeyMotion's avatar

Next up, Ablow also explains how Obama turned him into a nute.

(It got better.)

TundraGrifter's avatar

When did Dr. Keith Ablow drop his last name: Job?