When it's time to learn about sex trends, it's time to check in with Andrea Tantaros, dumb former vee-jay Kennedy and the rest of the crew on Fox's Outnumbered , who have their fingers right on the G-spot of culture. So why is nobody getting married anymore? Andrea Tantaros poses that question to Dr. Manny Alvarez, who says that it's because immigrants are always getting together and deciding to have babies, but they forget to get married because it's not part of their "culture." He also says that nobody is "paying attention" to marriage, not heteros, not homos, not nobody never.
I'm sure that the fact that the median job tenure is now less than 5 years has absolutely NOTHING to do with anything at all. Why would anyone would be cautious about making a 20+ year financial commitment when you will have to renegotiate your salary 5 times in the intervening period? I mean it's not like the odds that said salary will go up every time are basically nil and that most people who started working when we were babies have seen their real income stagnate or fall over the time it takes to pay off a mortgage or anything.
Have you noticed that women on FOX always look like they're smelling poop? What's up with that, is there a plumbing problem in the studio or something?
Exactly. None of these cows-and-milk people ever seem to consider that the trashing of the American economy for 99% of us means that fewer people can afford to establish households.
So why is nobody getting married anymore? Andrea Tantaros poses that question to Dr. Manny Alvarez
If Andrea Tantaros wanted to know why young people aren't getting married, couldn't she have asked Andrea Tantaros, never-married, sort-of-young-if-you-squint-real-hard person? Oh, right, that would have required some semblance of self-awareness.
Time for Tantaros to pipe in and say it’s because ladies now fuck everybody, like men do
And that is way too much personal info from a Fox show, Andrea Tantaros.
Nothing like watching the global economy shit its pants and take a decade to recover right when you're entering the workforce to make you slightly risk averse.
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I'm sure that the fact that the median job tenure is now less than 5 years has absolutely NOTHING to do with anything at all. Why would anyone would be cautious about making a 20+ year financial commitment when you will have to renegotiate your salary 5 times in the intervening period? I mean it's not like the odds that said salary will go up every time are basically nil and that most people who started working when we were babies have seen their real income stagnate or fall over the time it takes to pay off a mortgage or anything.
I cud get into that.
Would that be Joe "I don't know nothin' 'bout no dead female staffer in my office" Scarborough?
I'M AFRAID WE MUST WALK TOGETHER, SIR TERRY.
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What the fuck does [anybody on Fox News] know about [any random subject you care to name]?
Have you noticed that women on FOX always look like they're smelling poop? What's up with that, is there a plumbing problem in the studio or something?
Call it Eau d'O'Reilly
Well, in my experience, public displays of self-loathing are bound attract MRAs more effectively than a giant sack of coke attracts the C-suite crowd.
Slatterns... Such an underappreciated word
Why get married when you can look at Fox Babe legs for free?
Exactly. None of these cows-and-milk people ever seem to consider that the trashing of the American economy for 99% of us means that fewer people can afford to establish households.
Don't get all bossy.
Eau d'O'Reilly is good for what ailes ya.
So why is nobody getting married anymore? Andrea Tantaros poses that question to Dr. Manny Alvarez
If Andrea Tantaros wanted to know why young people aren't getting married, couldn't she have asked Andrea Tantaros, never-married, sort-of-young-if-you-squint-real-hard person? Oh, right, that would have required some semblance of self-awareness.
Time for Tantaros to pipe in and say it’s because ladies now fuck everybody, like men do
And that is way too much personal info from a Fox show, Andrea Tantaros.
Nothing like watching the global economy shit its pants and take a decade to recover right when you're entering the workforce to make you slightly risk averse.