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Go for it. His district won't.

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"Some say!"

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He's... fearless and confident. As a pillar of anxiety and doubt in the shape of a guy, I can kind of admire that.

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and beneath contempt.

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Ironically, pro abortion advocates are highly editing Chaffetz' statement.

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Well he got a shiksa wife. And he did work for an outfit called Nu-Skin, Really true on the last one.

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I'm drunk blogging and that may be why I look at this asshat and see fetal alcohol syndrome.

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The Huffington Post and Salon may lean a little left, but they most certainly are not like Fox in any way. Here's the entire 10 hours of the shitshow, er... hearing. It was apalling in its bias and bullying.

https://m.youtube.com/watch...

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Of course there will continue to be investigations. It's not like these assholes have anything else to do, like the fucking job they were elected for.

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I thought this might amuse you. Friday I had to deal with city gov. Names aren't necessary for the purpose of my call but they always ask for your name. I used yours and spelled it out for the guy. As he read it back to me he realized what he was saying. He laughed his ass off and said I had made his day. I did tell him it was a borrowed screen name. I am not a plagiarist.

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I believe that dryers turn socks into unmatched tupperware lids!

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Exciting things happening is happening on "Dancing With The Loonies"! In this corner, we have The Paul Ryan Push, a variant of "grinding" in which dance partners bump each other's private parts through the media in order to get Paul Ryan to do a job he really doesn't want to do. Then we have Paul Ryan doing the Who Me? Shuffle, a tricky maneuver requiring him to not only express how little he wants the responsibility, while canceling fundraisers and advising GOP'ers he's thinking about it. Then there's the Mosh Pit, featuring the regular batches of skinheads and social rejects who've been elevated to positions of power, led by Ericksonoferickerickson Erick, who bang around in their own little world, lashing out in all directions and proclaiming Ryan a heretic in regards to TARP (didjoo know there's still a ton of butthurt regarding TARP? I did not.), and immigration. But the fix is in for Ryan as one of the other contestants said he would Chaffetz if Paulie joins the race, and that Dictionary guy has shoes on that are two sizes too small.

The dance floor is full, and there's still a long line of folks trying to get in, so come early, and cum often (haw! McCarthy), to Dancing With The Loonies!

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It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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I would say they are a good six sigma out. (6 standard deviations)

We call them out-liars.

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LOL I'm glad you made his day : ) Not like I have any claim to it, it's one of those names that schoolkids have been snickering at forever (50's kid). Seymour Butts, Hugh Jass, Lou Bitgood, Mike Hawk, etc. & etc. Yes, I have the mentality of a 12 year old boy.

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Thunder cunt....Yeah hey I like that ..can I use that in some of my rantings....it has a nice ring tone to it eh lol...Thumbs up.

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