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Haha's avatar

Is this going to be another smollet case?

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ontheotherhand's avatar

Death by ketchup.

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Andrew's avatar

"George Santos" is a natural born citizen of every country, including the Mars Congressional Republic. In fact, "George" was the first man on Mars, having been born there.

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That 5th Ave office is where "George" won his college volleyball tournament at the school he never attended. He just kept it afterward because he felt bad for the poor landlord.

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Andrew's avatar

"George" does ALL the best research! In fact, NASA only exists because of the research "George" did to get their first rocket off the ground and beat the Soviets to space.

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"George Santos" prints his own money, which is actually more valuable than US currency. In fact, US currency is counterfeit compared to Devolder Dinero.

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Chuck's avatar

And my Emmy

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Chuck's avatar

Me thinks he might be from Uranus. Maybe not, but I just think that planet sounds funny.

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Andrew's avatar

I'm glad you're talking about the planet, otherwise I'd call you out for libeling my actual turds.

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marcus816's avatar

From Uranus maybe! (Heh, heh… heh, heh, heh.)

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marcus816's avatar

According to the Rethuglifascist’s statistics; these days there is a drag show in every class, in every school, every day!I don’t know how those poor drag artists keep up!

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Margery Traylor Trashe's avatar

Mein Gott im Himmel. And that's a lot coming from this Atheist.

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Margery Traylor Trashe's avatar

I think he figured this would be compartmentalized by language.

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moonwaves's avatar

Well, if you call every time a teacher who is female wears pants while teaching a class a drag show...

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AP's avatar

I’m just mad that we never had drag shows in school. I had to find out about them onmy own. Kids got it better than us these days.

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DDB9000's avatar

And on the corner of 55th and 5th, where there are hardly any white people there at all!

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