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Great band.

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True. It's just a party for wealthy white idiots, while being made up of a lot of lower middle class white idiots who can be reliably maneuvered into consistently voting against their interests, and in favor of the weathy's.

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Hard to forget the night when Santos led his Baruch Bearcats into Yankee Stadium to face the Yanks in an exhibition game. The crowd went crazy when Santos smashed a grand slam off Yankees ace Whitey Ford.As soon as the ball cleared the centerfield monuments,Yankees GM George Costanza told George Steinbrenner he would sign Santos or resign.When Santos chose graduate school, Costanza tearfully resigned on Festivus.

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His first name is George, but his last name is Costanza.

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That party is made up of 2 main groups - dumb and evil. The dumb ones are the people who ALWAYS vote against their own interests, and the evil are the smarter ones who know what they're doing is horrible, but they're getting paid, so who cares?

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If we factcheck Santos enough, would we end up erasing his existence? Would that be a crime?

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Let us not forget that Kramer was selling tchotchkes in the stands during that event as well. Episode ends with impending doom as an errant tchotchke is about to . . .

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So, who was coaching whom; Santos coaching Walker for a win or Walker coaching Santos for a win?

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I thought Shep Smith was the only man who's had duck lip injections. He can be a Real Housewife now.

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I keep thinking from your picture you're Donnie and Joe Emerson. I suppose I should stand up and have a real life and go shopping for food, etc. Considering that however much I love them, I don't know Donnie and Joe Emerson either.

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He's got excellent personal hygiene.

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Wait. It's George.... Tropicana!

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I think they both tried very hard to make it work-- but you see, your Grandma just couldn't see eye to eye with George's wife, Uadla. Mainly the trouble arose in the kitchen, there just wasn't room for two women in the kitchen.

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I’m surprised McCarthy hasn’t named him to the ethics committee yet.

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Ugh, I do my best to forget him.

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