OHHHHH the possibilities!! I neeeeeeeeeeeed to know his campaign schedule... like... is he planning to be in the Rocky Point St. Patrick's Day parade? If so, I'll go!
Nick LaLota is a lying sack - he ran as Mr. Reach-Across-the-Aisle-Common-Sense-Not-Partisan-Bickering, but, in common with other GOPers, has largely spent his time trying to figure out how best to lick Trump's boots. Santos hates him because LaLota, like a few other Lawn Guyland GOPers, turned on Santos relatively early to keep themselves from being tarred with his dirt.
BUT
It's like a freaking red state out hear on the North Fork, so characterizing LaLota as a RINO just might work. I mean, after all, this is a district that elected that dreadful quisling Lee Zeldin more than once.
It's rare that NY-01 is exciting rather than just grimly upsetting.
We should redesign our election ballots to include the Facebook like, love. care, laugh, wow, cry, angry icons so we can vote more expressively. Santos would inspire lots of laugh-emoji votes, but they'd likely be outnumbered by wow-you've-gotta-lotta-nerve votes.
Santos will be too busy hiding Botox in his prison wallet to run for Congress again. Though in this Republican Party, I think he would have a good shot at winning a primary.
Oh, I know he's terrible, what with the lying and the puppy swindling and all the frauds, but I'm sorry to say I find his complete and utter shamelessness vaguely exhilarating. I wonder what it is like to live your life as a cartoon villain. I feel something close to envy, almost.
You would think that floor privileges would not extend to former members who were expelled from the chambers. Seems like this is something a bipartisan bill can and should fix.
Maybe he’s counting on a precedent being set that someone running for national office cannot be tried while he’s campaigning? And then a pardon in Jan ‘25? It’s a bold plan, Cotton, and let’s be honest in this timeline it might work.
Thats whats going on. A hail mary pass. And honestly, why not in these weird times....and TBF thats exactly what I would do in his place. Take advantage of a profoundly broken country and its broken institutions.
I'm surprised you didn't mention the biggest reason for Santos to jump into another election campaign - the money. He misses having other people pay for his botox and Sephora.
OMG HE'S RUNNING IN MY DISTRICT, FAM!!
OHHHHH the possibilities!! I neeeeeeeeeeeed to know his campaign schedule... like... is he planning to be in the Rocky Point St. Patrick's Day parade? If so, I'll go!
Nick LaLota is a lying sack - he ran as Mr. Reach-Across-the-Aisle-Common-Sense-Not-Partisan-Bickering, but, in common with other GOPers, has largely spent his time trying to figure out how best to lick Trump's boots. Santos hates him because LaLota, like a few other Lawn Guyland GOPers, turned on Santos relatively early to keep themselves from being tarred with his dirt.
BUT
It's like a freaking red state out hear on the North Fork, so characterizing LaLota as a RINO just might work. I mean, after all, this is a district that elected that dreadful quisling Lee Zeldin more than once.
It's rare that NY-01 is exciting rather than just grimly upsetting.
"So you come crawling back to Broadway..."
We should redesign our election ballots to include the Facebook like, love. care, laugh, wow, cry, angry icons so we can vote more expressively. Santos would inspire lots of laugh-emoji votes, but they'd likely be outnumbered by wow-you've-gotta-lotta-nerve votes.
Santos will be too busy hiding Botox in his prison wallet to run for Congress again. Though in this Republican Party, I think he would have a good shot at winning a primary.
I'd make a joke about Santos running for Congress but Santos running for Congress beat me to it.
Hell, if you can lock up the Presidential nomination while under indictment on 91 counts, why the hell not?
It's a closely guarded secret - George Santos is my maternal grandmother.
Damn, gatez really looks like Butt-Head!
Ta, Gary. I think Georgie-boy is deluding himself.
Oh, I know he's terrible, what with the lying and the puppy swindling and all the frauds, but I'm sorry to say I find his complete and utter shamelessness vaguely exhilarating. I wonder what it is like to live your life as a cartoon villain. I feel something close to envy, almost.
This is why some people use "asshole" in an admiring way.
Trump without dad's money.
This country would be better off if we stopped electing punchlines to office.
You would think that floor privileges would not extend to former members who were expelled from the chambers. Seems like this is something a bipartisan bill can and should fix.
Maybe he’s counting on a precedent being set that someone running for national office cannot be tried while he’s campaigning? And then a pardon in Jan ‘25? It’s a bold plan, Cotton, and let’s be honest in this timeline it might work.
Thats whats going on. A hail mary pass. And honestly, why not in these weird times....and TBF thats exactly what I would do in his place. Take advantage of a profoundly broken country and its broken institutions.
I’m surprised he’s not claiming immunity.
I'm surprised he didn't decide to run for president. Everyone knows he's beyond qualified.
Golly, I hope this doesn't take too much time away from his research in curing cancer and training astronauts for Mars.
I'm surprised you didn't mention the biggest reason for Santos to jump into another election campaign - the money. He misses having other people pay for his botox and Sephora.