You know who is The Worst? (For right now, anyway; as we type, some wingnut doucheweasel is trying his or her most bestest to win that coveted title.) George Will. George "Oh, I amsodroll" Will. And he is really hung up on "rape" "victims" and how they get all kinds of special treatment and how the government just won't stop sticking its big wasteful meddling government nose in the epidemic of campus rape, where the government most certainly does NOT belong.Here's Will on
Okay, wingnuts, we'll do it your way. Let's just turn the government off. All levels, from federal on down.
Then see who you can get to help you when your potholes are so big the puddles in them have tides. Or when the insurance company decides they're not going to cover you anymore, for anything, but your monthly payment is theirs, anyway. Or when the bank decides it wants your house. Criminals? Too bad. Hope you were listening to the NRA all along and are adequately prepared to defend yourself and your loved ones. Foreign countries invading? Learn to speak their languages and respect their culture, because ain't gonna be nobody to stop 'em.Oh, and when your entire family gets sick from the toxins in water and the poisons in your food, too bad for you - hope you have enough money to pay whatever the hospital decides they want you to pay. And that you don't get even sicker because the hospital isn't having to obey a bunch of pesky "regulations" about cleanliness and adequate care. Shall I go on?
When the blah in the White House magically created a law passed under Bush to take away white people's FREEDUMS to light their hovels with whatever inefficient metal filament they gosh-darned pleased!
<i>Now, this is a government that doesn&rsquo;t know when to stop.</i>
He forgot to mention starting wars and building military bases and droning people and blowing up houses and shit all over the fkg globe. Probably just slipped his mind.
Okay, wingnuts, we&#039;ll do it your way. Let&#039;s just turn the government off. All levels, from federal on down.
Then see who you can get to help you when your potholes are so big the puddles in them have tides. Or when the insurance company decides they&#039;re not going to cover you anymore, for anything, but your monthly payment is theirs, anyway. Or when the bank decides it wants your house. Criminals? Too bad. Hope you were listening to the NRA all along and are adequately prepared to defend yourself and your loved ones. Foreign countries invading? Learn to speak their languages and respect their culture, because ain&#039;t gonna be nobody to stop &#039;em.Oh, and when your entire family gets sick from the toxins in water and the poisons in your food, too bad for you - hope you have enough money to pay whatever the hospital decides they want you to pay. And that you don&#039;t get even sicker because the hospital isn&#039;t having to obey a bunch of pesky &quot;regulations&quot; about cleanliness and adequate care. Shall I go on?
When the blah in the White House magically created a law passed under Bush to take away white people&#039;s FREEDUMS to light their hovels with whatever inefficient metal filament they gosh-darned pleased!
As some wise person pointed out, bowties are fine, as long as they are worn with the accompanying propeller beanie.
&quot;So there are trees down there, underwater. Can we set up coal mining rights now?&quot; - Peabody Energy.
Unlike the climate change and evolution deniers, you can solve first year statistics and calculus problems.
<i>Now, this is a government that doesn&rsquo;t know when to stop.</i>
He forgot to mention starting wars and building military bases and droning people and blowing up houses and shit all over the fkg globe. Probably just slipped his mind.
You never know. Dok might let it pass. Then again, he might wait until the seventh day and then make fun of it.
It cuts Atlantis in two, right?
He&#039;d run it under Deitied Comments.
As far as I&#039;m concerned, the existence of George Will is a Mr. Rogers libel.
STILL with the lightbulb thing!