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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Hey, killing them <i>is</i> healthcare! There are drugs involved, hypodermics, IVs, and the poor guy will never again suffer from the heartbreak of psoriasis.

PsycWench's avatar

Well, that's true. Having bought pentobarbital on occasion for our lab to euthanize animals, i can attest to it being very cheap. I guess paying enough for a US company to manufacture it would require raising taxes and we can't have that. True fact: I was doing my postdoc in a Downtown Area of a Very Large City and was sent to the attached hospital to get pentobarbital. This involved signature, more signature, locked door, locked cabinet, etc etc…and then I was given a large bottle of injectable pentobarbital, clearly labelled, in a transparent plastic bag to carry out onto the street.

fuflans's avatar

gah. GA is about my least favorite regular place to visit and i have to make my annual trek this weekend.

as per usual, i believe my entire wardrobe will consist of obama and obamacare t-shirts.

Vienna Woods's avatar

I do not want to hear of them ever again. Ugh.

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From all the evidence, it merely shuts down the brain's higher functions.

PubOption's avatar

Since your example is rather dark, it must be one of the 'urban' variety, otherwise known as a geoduck metro.

PsycWench's avatar

I'm pretty sure that the right-wingers are convinced that there are only two amendments: A version of the Second that omits the reference to "well-regulated" and a version of the first that specifies freedom to say whatever the right-wingers agree with.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Growing up in Atlanta, I often heard it called "the city too busy to hate." Guess they found the time.

Vienna Woods's avatar

I see this as a job for Vince. Slapchop should work just fine as a name.

bobbert's avatar

UC Santa Cruz Libel!

bobbert's avatar

I was gonna go with Decapper, but I like yours better.

bobbert's avatar

Kind of like popping bubble wrap?

bobbert's avatar

A new job opportunity for Paul Ryan.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Guillo-matic! From Ronco!

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

And we <i>know</i> most of them are guilty because most of them are blah.

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They really should just bring back the guillotine. It's only tough on the witnesses -- and in some states I think that's not much of an issue.