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CapnF: You certainly have a point. But it's not like Mr. Schiff went off on "Dick"Morris. He just asked a couple of straightforward questions. Morris didn't last 3 minutes in Round I.

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I'm still trying to figure out how libertarians always manage to connect "freedom" with "people deserve whatever happens to them" in just a few words.

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i don't know about anybody else, but something is slowing my beloved wonkette's website beyond the bounds of rational thought.

i'm pretty sure it's that horrid child hugging that horrid rugrat.

god. in the Final Days, please strike sentimentality first and hardest.

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No, I'm pretty sure the answer is "elbow skin". Grody.

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As did I. It helped...so did the icepack on my spine and the glass of wine in my belly.

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The Stork! The Stork is the answer!

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Uh, *I* have a hotmail account. Got it while I was still using public computers.

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Lord save us from <strike>vikings</strike> wild eyed Beckian sycophants.

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do you need to speak 'moran' for that job?

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to be fair, my facebook photo is a pair of knitted daleks.

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Speaking of right wing nutz with dumb books. Apparently "Dick" Morris made the mistake of calling into the Peter Schiff radio show.

Accustomed to simply hawking his book on a ClusterFox infomercial, Mr. Morris wasn't prepared to actually defend his propositions. He also made the mistake of calling Ron Paul "horrific." Which he may well be, but the radio show of a guy who has Ron Paul promos plastered all over his website might not be the best place to say it.

Unable to shill his book, Mr. Morris hung up less than 3 minutes into the call. Weenie.

Even more amusing, it appears many loyal listeners of Mr. Schiff's show also post Amazon reviews - and they took this opportunity to say a few words about Mr. Morris' latest book. <a href="http://www.dailypaul.com/15..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.dailypaul.com/158991/dick-morris-on-th...">http://www.dailypaul.com/15...

Funny stuff!

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...magnets ...civilization ...humor ...apostrophes

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If santorum o'kweefs in the dildobarge, and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a downfist troll?

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You can learn alot about a show's demographics by watching their ads. Jerry Springer had the Vo-Tech schools, and Glenn Beck has the cures for tiny peckers and impotence.

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<i>...Pynchonesque text...</i> elitist commie.

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Jack, don't pay any attention to Mr. Lighten Up Bro. You are our Wonkette stud muffin and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

MG

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