God's Petting Zoo and more in today's…

[Rev. Travis 🍄]

Lol weenies

[Inforia]

“I had to change “dick” to “donger” in the hed because Smartnews, which sends us a lot of readers from its app, said we were being too gross in our headlines, can you even imagine such a thing?”

My head is hanging in the toilet at least three times per day here, because… too gross. Also, as a gay, creatively prefer ‘donger.’

[Goldfish]

I was promised dick jokes!

[gullywompr]

First they came for the dicks....