God's Petting Zoo and more in today's Wonkette of News!
I'd like to believe that there is a god while sinful angels suffer for love!
Today we will start our Wonkette news of today with this afternoon’s last post, the open thread, because it is so full of happy and nice!
Meet The Lady Who Rode Giraffes Bareback With Jesus In God’s Petting Zoo
File under: things that also happened to you but you’re too ashamed to talk about your walk with the Lord in public. Friendly Atheist Hemant Mehta brings us the testimony of prophetess Donna Rigney, who went to heaven and got to fuck around in God’s petting zoo with our Lord Jesus Christ. We guess he had the day off from saving souls.
Lucky that lady! Now I’ve got this song on my brain! You’re welcome!
Important PSA from Robyn!
The funniest part of this is that James O’Keefe thought Judge Arthur Engoron would know who he was.
Biden administration suing to stop this very bad crimey merger!
So the Republicans definitely for sure don’t want to outlaw IVF, how dare you imply such a thing … they just want to make sure the courts and states outlaw IVF!
Evan’s pissed.
Literally like a week.
Freedom and such!
I had to change “dick” to “donger” in the hed because Smartnews, which sends us a lot of readers from its app, said we were being too gross in our headlines, can you even imagine such a thing? (Also, headlines they IDed included “badass,” COME ON.) Anyway, I am sorry I have failed you.
And I put tabs last this time! Are you not discombobulated?
“I had to change “dick” to “donger” in the hed because Smartnews, which sends us a lot of readers from its app, said we were being too gross in our headlines, can you even imagine such a thing?”
My head is hanging in the toilet at least three times per day here, because… too gross. Also, as a gay, creatively prefer ‘donger.’
First they came for the dicks....