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Rudy Giuliani as slutty Abe Lincoln costume will not be selling out at Spencer Gifts this Halloween.

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There's my costume sorted..

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Now there's a word I haven't heard in a good long minute!

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Because the Buzzfeed kids are all in their 20s and 30s, and don't remember Wayne's World? Not the movie, and definitely not the sketches on SNL.

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Let's hope, anyway!

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Rudy had a call-in radio show when he was mayor, and, once, someone called in to complain about the ban on owning ferrets in NYC. Rudy tore into that guy, went way over the top, and accused him of being mentally ill. It was so completely unhinged. The guy said nothing in his call to elicit that sort of response from the mayor.

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If English rules made sense, everyone would be speaking it.

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Rudy Giuliani (accidentally) Uploads Clip of Himself Mocking Asian Accents (Video)

https://www.thewrap.com/rud...

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"No one could have imagined them taking a bat, slamming it into the belfry"

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You need to hollow out that gourd to achieve 1:1 accuracy.

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Once you figure out you can substitute actual spoiled table scraps out of a dumpster for scraps of dignity, the world is your six-day old oyster with sun-warmed chicken juice!

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Oh look who's got a 14 year old granddaughter (or something) who showed him this fun thing she does with the Tik-Tok.

To be fair, there's a pretty good chance that TFG did not invite donors to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom for money. He had whole hotels for that.

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I find the accent incomprehensible

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When I played that tweet last night, I had a hard time convinced my husband that it was real, and not someone who hacked Rudy.

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Somebody’s already figuring out Friday’s cocktail recipe: The Ruddy Rudi Dumpster Diver!

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