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PRW's avatar

Trump is not going to elevate a rival for the limelight. Stephen Miller is a more plausible choice.

Stephen St John's avatar

Neither of these women are conservatives. They're anarchists.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Republicans should make Greene and Lake mud wrestle for the veep slot.

BlueSpot's avatar

Trump, the leader of a White prison gang??? Not going to happen.

"I can't find my pecker, woods." Lol.

AboveTheGrayFog's avatar

The Let Them Fight gif fits here and yeah, not surprising at all. At the end of the day this is all about ambitions and these 2 will fight anyone in their way.

Tosca's avatar

May they both have the week they deserve.

JustDontSayDittos's avatar

Hey if John "Good News For Me" McCain is stupid enough to pick Caribou Barbie as his running mate, PAB is definitely stupid enough to pick one of these two idiots.

Jen's Sparkling New Year's avatar

Who knew that a party of backstabbing selfish gits would backstab each other?

I for one am shocked

Wondering Woman's avatar

Marge just hates Kari because she is prettier, better dressed, and used to be on teevee. I do love a good GOP catfight to amuse us while waiting for the Trials of TFG to begin.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

One of the reasons I worked so hard in seventh and eighth grades was to get out of junior high and get the fuck away from this bullshit.

Lady MS's avatar

While Cheeto really loves the kind of 1/6 folks who would gladly die for him (counting alleged pipebomber Margarine Trailer Hitch among them), in the end his default position is always Central Casting, which would seem to give Fake the edge.

Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Empty G feuding with Kari Lake AND Sloebert? So much for "girl power" in the GQP.

Kay Ducky's avatar

I vote Large Metallic Asteroid.

Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

I vote much smaller metallic asteroid with more localized impact. The rest of the world doesn't need to burn or starve just because conservatives suck. Get them together for a "town hall" style 3-candidate debate. Lake, Greene, Small Metallic Asteroid. It'll be a lively "discussion".

Fifth Dentist's avatar

I say let them settle this disupte like the rational, intelligent women they are: bikini wrestling in a huge vat of green Jello.

Sherry's avatar

Didn't he at one point almost choose Palin but then even she was too cray cray for PAB which says a lot!

Seriously would not put it past him to choose a lady VP since the GOP seem to copy everything the Dems' do but execute it very poorly. See also Hello Brandon/Dark Brandon and projection of absolutely every crime they do is the Dems crime accusations.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Face eating leopards eating each other. I'm rooting for Blood Bath.