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Trump is not going to elevate a rival for the limelight. Stephen Miller is a more plausible choice.

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Neither of these women are conservatives. They're anarchists.

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Republicans should make Greene and Lake mud wrestle for the veep slot.

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Trump, the leader of a White prison gang??? Not going to happen.

"I can't find my pecker, woods." Lol.

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The Let Them Fight gif fits here and yeah, not surprising at all. At the end of the day this is all about ambitions and these 2 will fight anyone in their way.

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May they both have the week they deserve.

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Hey if John "Good News For Me" McCain is stupid enough to pick Caribou Barbie as his running mate, PAB is definitely stupid enough to pick one of these two idiots.

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::We’re eight years out from Trump waddling down the escalator in Trump Tower and he still doesn’t know you’re supposed to appoint lawyers to work at the Justice Department.::

Well, of course! How ELSE do you think he believes he's "draining the swamp", if not by appointing people just as uninterested in and unready to do their job as HE is?

LAWYERS in the DoJ are part of that "Deep State" Teh Dumuld keeps going on about. What ever happened to the Citizen Justice?...I hear him cry. Never mind that every such character knows as little about the law as he does—for him, that's a blessing, because they'll likely bend their knee to his authority rather than ramble on and on about such anti-'Murikan! concepts as "nobody is above the law" and "even the President has to play by the rules". (What cheek! Whoever heard of such a thing?)

It's almost impressive just how little Trump cares about keeping the Government running no matter who is in charge....

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Who knew that a party of backstabbing selfish gits would backstab each other?

I for one am shocked

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Marge just hates Kari because she is prettier, better dressed, and used to be on teevee. I do love a good GOP catfight to amuse us while waiting for the Trials of TFG to begin.

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One of the reasons I worked so hard in seventh and eighth grades was to get out of junior high and get the fuck away from this bullshit.

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While Cheeto really loves the kind of 1/6 folks who would gladly die for him (counting alleged pipebomber Margarine Trailer Hitch among them), in the end his default position is always Central Casting, which would seem to give Fake the edge.

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Empty G feuding with Kari Lake AND Sloebert? So much for "girl power" in the GQP.

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I vote Large Metallic Asteroid.

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I vote much smaller metallic asteroid with more localized impact. The rest of the world doesn't need to burn or starve just because conservatives suck. Get them together for a "town hall" style 3-candidate debate. Lake, Greene, Small Metallic Asteroid. It'll be a lively "discussion".

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I say let them settle this disupte like the rational, intelligent women they are: bikini wrestling in a huge vat of green Jello.

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Didn't he at one point almost choose Palin but then even she was too cray cray for PAB which says a lot!

Seriously would not put it past him to choose a lady VP since the GOP seem to copy everything the Dems' do but execute it very poorly. See also Hello Brandon/Dark Brandon and projection of absolutely every crime they do is the Dems crime accusations.

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