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Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish, AKA This Fucking Week

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Rebecca Schoenkopf
Oct 13, 2023
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Who’s tired? All of us, Katie! Let’s unwind with a drink, or if you’re a Friend of Bill, I don’t know, probably have a glass of chocolate milk. Hooper, our bartender, used to include sober versions of his pretty cocktails for us. We really weren’t paying him enough to do two.

Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The S'mores Martini!

Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The S'mores Martini!

Matthew Hooper
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Oct 13
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There were some tabs! I’ve had two compliments since yesterday — since we got our big influx of new folks — on how well-curated the morning news roundup, aka tabs, is, which is two more than I’ve ever received! Well, thank God, because I am done with “writing,” I’ve been doing it too long and have nothing left to say, and the most I can manage is 12 sentences on 12 different news items, half of which are dumb and/or subliterate. Yay me!

Movies That Made Audiences Get Up And Leave! Tabs, Fri., Oct. 13, 2023

Movies That Made Audiences Get Up And Leave! Tabs, Fri., Oct. 13, 2023

Rebecca Schoenkopf
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Oct 13
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It’s already become an article of faith on the Internet that Mary Lou Retton is an antivax fundie, but Robyn could find no evidence of that. Instead, she addresses this real humdinger of a lulu of a puzzler:

What If Crowdfunding Is *Not* A Great Healthcare System?

Robyn Pennacchia
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Oct 13
What If Crowdfunding Is *Not* A Great Healthcare System?

Olympic gymnast Mary Lou Retton is very sick and in the hospital with what is being referred to as “a rare form of pneumonia.” That’s very sad, as is the fact that she does not have health insurance and thus cannot afford her stay in the ICU. They started a crowdfund for her, which has since blown past its $50,000 goal all the way to over $375,000. This…

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I’m hearing that people’s rightwing Israeli brothers-in-law hate Trump now. I bet there’s like a psalm about that.

Everybody Wishes Trump Would STFU About Israel, Including Israel

Everybody Wishes Trump Would STFU About Israel, Including Israel

Evan Hurst
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Oct 13
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SUBSCRIIIIIBE!

o.O

House Speaker Race Descending Into 'Lord Of The Flies But Stupid'

House Speaker Race Descending Into 'Lord Of The Flies But Stupid'

Gary Legum
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Oct 13
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GO VOTE!

Maine To Vote On Nutty Idea: Make Electric Power Public, Affordable, Reliable. The Horror!

Maine To Vote On Nutty Idea: Make Electric Power Public, Affordable, Reliable. The Horror!

Doktor Zoom
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Oct 13
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GO VOTE BUT RIGHT NOW!

Hey Ohio, Early Voting On Your Abortion Rights Has Begun!

Hey Ohio, Early Voting On Your Abortion Rights Has Begun!

Robyn Pennacchia
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Oct 13
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Well this kitchen floor isn’t going to lie on itself.

George W. Bush Slithers Out Of Texas Underbrush To Remind Us War Is Awesome, Let's Have More

George W. Bush Slithers Out Of Texas Underbrush To Remind Us War Is Awesome, Let's Have More

Gary Legum
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Oct 13
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Sure, to ‘keep out migrants,’ only a paranoid freak like me would think it’s to keep women in.

Greg Abbott Deploys Murder-Wire At Texas-New Mexico State Line, To Repel Hordes Of Georgia O'Keeffe Fans

Greg Abbott Deploys Murder-Wire At Texas-New Mexico State Line, To Repel Hordes Of Georgia O'Keeffe Fans

Doktor Zoom
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Oct 13
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Everybody cut loose, footloose!

Principal Who Punished Student For Extracurricular Dancing Won't Be Coming Back This Year

Principal Who Punished Student For Extracurricular Dancing Won't Be Coming Back This Year

Robyn Pennacchia
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Oct 13
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I just had a lovely zoom call, and we’re going to serialize a novel and you’re going to love it. Until then, I am OUT, and come see Robyn over the weekend. BUH BYE!

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R. Kevin Lindley
Oct 14Liked by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Hey, just want to say I lovz you and to hell with dem other people.

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“All of them, Katie” is something from this site that has been in my head for 15 years and only my girlfriend understands the reference. Thanks for keeping that flame alive!

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