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Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish, AKA This Fucking Week
Your Wonkette Friday of news!
Who’s tired? All of us, Katie! Let’s unwind with a drink, or if you’re a Friend of Bill, I don’t know, probably have a glass of chocolate milk. Hooper, our bartender, used to include sober versions of his pretty cocktails for us. We really weren’t paying him enough to do two.
There were some tabs! I’ve had two compliments since yesterday — since we got our big influx of new folks — on how well-curated the morning news roundup, aka tabs, is, which is two more than I’ve ever received! Well, thank God, because I am done with “writing,” I’ve been doing it too long and have nothing left to say, and the most I can manage is 12 sentences on 12 different news items, half of which are dumb and/or subliterate. Yay me!
It’s already become an article of faith on the Internet that Mary Lou Retton is an antivax fundie, but Robyn could find no evidence of that. Instead, she addresses this real humdinger of a lulu of a puzzler:
I’m hearing that people’s rightwing Israeli brothers-in-law hate Trump now. I bet there’s like a psalm about that.
GO VOTE BUT RIGHT NOW!
Well this kitchen floor isn’t going to lie on itself.
Sure, to ‘keep out migrants,’ only a paranoid freak like me would think it’s to keep women in.
Greg Abbott Deploys Murder-Wire At Texas-New Mexico State Line, To Repel Hordes Of Georgia O'Keeffe Fans
Everybody cut loose, footloose!
I just had a lovely zoom call, and we’re going to serialize a novel and you’re going to love it. Until then, I am OUT, and come see Robyn over the weekend. BUH BYE!