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and he talks like a dipshit.

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"...and also he’s so stupid he probably shouldn’t be allowed to put on his own pants in the morning without wearing a helmet."

I know some people I'd love you use this line for. You're the best, dude.

Damned West Coast time -- that's what I get for not reading the earlier posts before not commenting.

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But do you understand how effing long it took him to get OUT of Tulare, and that he was so desperate to get out, he publicly turned Republican?

At least let him go back to Bakersfield, where he can work in one of Kevin McCarthy's old sandwich shops (great foundation for being a member of Congress, doancha think?).

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Maybe his wife will convince him that he needs an insurance plan that accepts people with preexisting conditions. Nah, he's a Republican more than his is a human -- which means he will vote to repeal.

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I keep watching the blond lady. What, exactly is she doing with her mouth?

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Is that Ryan's kid behind Trump's right shoulder?

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Ya gotta watch the movie to find out!

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Yes that's right, we want people with at least 10 years experience with office 2010, why do so many people keep asking for clarification on that?

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Aha. The descendants of the Joad family.

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He didn't even make it to algebra. He never learned to count on his fingers and toes.

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We broke up 7 years ago.

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You can take the man out of Tulare, but can you take Tulare out of the man? Translated: Can Nunes ever escape the piles of cow shit he seems to continually create and happily wade in?

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Well, NSA. There's three entire letters. You can hardly blame Nunes for getting confused. Agency, Advisor, what's the difference?

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What movie is it?

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Galaxy Quest.

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It would be fine with me if zero Black interns were there to be honest. We shouldn't be working with or for this bigoted regime. Trump has a literal White Supremacist as an advisor.

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