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This timeline is so corrupt I agreed with Crenshaw about a thing today. Sigh.

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Where is Judge Mills Lane when you need him? This calls for a (Very Very Minor) Celebrity Deathmatch!

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Your country will never be best until y'all

stop it with the otiose prepositions

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How many Freedom Caucus grifters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They won't change the light bulb. They would rather sit in the dark, scream about Biden energy policy causing inflation that increases the price of the bulb and whine about Obama banning incandescent bulbs and then grift for money from their followers.

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But will they fight to the death? Please? Pretty please? Maybe?

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This is easy - testing will be done in the camps!

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Maybe they'll hit each other with chairs on the House floor. JERRY! JERRY!

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Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee agreed to have a battle...

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Jason Miller is what happens when you draw a scraggly goatee on an over-inflated basketball.

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Yeah, replace "mouthbreather" with the n-word and tell me that still makes sense.

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He is a South Park cartoon who got made into a real boy

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LOL oh bless your heart

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And with that, you lose all credibility regarding what is and is not insulting. Not that you were ever an authority on it in the first place.

I'll bet you casually toss around terms like gypped and anything ending in -tard, too.

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can her account be reinstated just for posts harshing on Crenshaw? needz moar modderators!

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The phrase is "shooting blanks", as in firing blank shells.

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