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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

They should have used The Cigar Incident in a push poll.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

yeah,at least the lab will grow out of that annoying shit after a year and a half or so, unlike your average wingtard

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Yes, could someone explain to me why a press release of the names of said representatives would not be enough to lead to a good old-fashioned <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=V3FnpaWQJO0" target="_blank">"Never Mind"</a>

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WA Bishop's avatar

Ultimately they all come from one source, known as the Dimluminati.

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fuflans's avatar

these asshats make me want to vote for hillary clinton.

i tell you what.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Dubya -- the Repubican standard-bearer for keeping us safe* -- initially only called 9/11 "an <i>apparent</i> act of terrorism". IMPEACH!!!1!! ________________________ * 9/11/2001 doesn't count

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Dead Americans don't count on 9/11 if you're a Repubican. They count 1000x if you're a Demoncrat.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and there was that game show, Win Ben Ghazi's money

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fuflans's avatar

yeah that was a pretty fantastic - fantastically awful - summary.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I thought it was unbearable...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it better be a CFL or Obama's stormtroopers will be over to confiscate it

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PubOption's avatar

They have already kept it up for more than 4 hours!

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Shypixel's avatar

Shit. Incandescent.

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PubOption's avatar

But, if the garden of Eden was in Missouri, that means all our clocks are off by six hours.

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Shypixel's avatar

Unfortunately, the doctor they called was Rand Paul...

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Shypixel's avatar

Seeing patterns requires critical thinking, which is something that is known to the Texas Board of Education to cause talking back, sass, insubordination, uppityness, and other social maladies.

It should be avoided at all costs.

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