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MyLovelyNose's avatar

Yes, but he's a SOLJER. Trumps everything. I mean, we still can't offload McCain and Colin Powell. You should see Cotton's FB page, it's practically a bromance with his followers. He does make my gaydar pingle a little.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

No, because unlike the Senate Republicans, the Iranians are NOT insane.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

It was spelled KAOS anyway. The more you know...

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

"President Ton Cotton"

Should we start worrying about the mineshaft gap now?

Incoming Ham's avatar

It's like a three year old's letter to santa or satan depending on how one spells it. Either way it will have the same result.

The difference here is that this child is claiming he is a representative (along with the other congressional knobs responsible for this) of the American people thereby making us all look like idiots.

Incoming Ham's avatar

I think we are more likely to have a Minecraft gap.

kfreed's avatar

Just so we're clear... these are the people to which Glenn Greenwald wants us to hand our military and a nuclear arsenal, because, you know: "both sides."

When you're too extreme for the Iran: damn.

Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Israel)

willi0000000's avatar

Stand by . . . he'll have a better worse idea in ten minutes.

[had to . . . OUCH! . . . watch where you jab that pitchfork!]

weejee πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Didn't some foolish libtard warn us about that?

willi0000000's avatar

how come they get 47 Senators?

Mormos's avatar

let him run. It should be real easy to beat this idiot. His opponent can run on the COTTON DON'T COTTON campaign.

willi0000000's avatar

almost old enough to remember that speech (actually old enough, just don't).

the last honorable Republican President.

Mormos's avatar

I have grim fantasies involving the scene in Lord of the Rings. In some instances, warehouse is more appropriate than closet.

Mormos's avatar

This country is so fucked

well, that makes one of us

willi0000000's avatar

better to run on the "he's an insufferable idiot" platform.