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Yes, but he's a SOLJER. Trumps everything. I mean, we still can't offload McCain and Colin Powell. You should see Cotton's FB page, it's practically a bromance with his followers. He does make my gaydar pingle a little.

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No, because unlike the Senate Republicans, the Iranians are NOT insane.

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It was spelled KAOS anyway. The more you know...

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"President Ton Cotton"

Should we start worrying about the mineshaft gap now?

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It's like a three year old's letter to santa or satan depending on how one spells it. Either way it will have the same result.

The difference here is that this child is claiming he is a representative (along with the other congressional knobs responsible for this) of the American people thereby making us all look like idiots.

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I think we are more likely to have a Minecraft gap.

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Just so we're clear... these are the people to which Glenn Greenwald wants us to hand our military and a nuclear arsenal, because, you know: "both sides."

When you're too extreme for the Iran: damn.

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Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Israel)

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Stand by . . . he'll have a better worse idea in ten minutes.

[had to . . . OUCH! . . . watch where you jab that pitchfork!]

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Didn't some foolish libtard warn us about that?

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how come they get 47 Senators?

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let him run. It should be real easy to beat this idiot. His opponent can run on the COTTON DON'T COTTON campaign.

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almost old enough to remember that speech (actually old enough, just don't).

the last honorable Republican President.

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I have grim fantasies involving the scene in Lord of the Rings. In some instances, warehouse is more appropriate than closet.

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This country is so fucked

well, that makes one of us

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better to run on the "he's an insufferable idiot" platform.

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