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Think they're related?

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Was Rudy only suspended? I had a vague hope that he was disbarred.

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A vanishingly small percentage of us actually believe in that Rule of Law stuff. In My Less and Less Fair City, a former city councillor's voter registration has been challenged on the grounds that he doesn't live here for voting purposes (he moved after he lost his city council seat). The city boundary runs through the property where he lives now, with only a sliver in the city where he's registered and the entire interior of the building in the other city. The main defense of his registration from the hordes of Fine Preening Lefties (actually looking at the policies they support may bring you to a different conclusion) is that the complainant is being mean to him and must be a NIMBY and a Really Bad Person. Rule of Law is apparently for people they don't agree with, which reminds me a whole lot of tfg et al. and Wilhoit's Law.

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Happy ending/infuriating story.

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"Say, Grandy, whatcha got on the grill?" "Umm.. chicken??"

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I like that he signed the Interim Report with "sincerely".

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Somebody should go after this guy for doing the exact same thing Bill Bar did with the Mueller Report and suffering absolutely no consequences for it.

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May we fart in his general direction?

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I read that as "Talking Headers out of windows," and my heart skipped a beat.

Strange as it ever was.

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They denied a lot of rights to white men who didn't own land also, too.

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And now is that Fuckwit Carlson on Fox Whatever, Man is gonna lead with this tonight, followed by Ingraham and Hannity telling the nation and that loser Lake this news? Yeah, I thought so.

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Suikataro??

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I went to a drunken 4th of July at a campsite where someone threw the empty paper bag the fireworks came in into the fire not knowing there was still one string of firecrackers inside.

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There was the testimony of the person on a smoke break who saw a Biden van pull up and unload crates of fake ballots. As everyone knows, when you go on a smoke break, you don't take your phone, so there was absolutely no way to get a shot of the van with its plates and a video of those ballots being offloaded.

If it hadn't been the one time that person would have been anywhere without their phone...

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And a finger, at that.

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And if I were in Phoenix.

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