Dear Wonkette, I loved it when you totally went off and called DT a whole long list of of names....Yes, yes it was childish and puerile and I had to read much of it aloud to my Beloved and we both laughed so hard we almost wet our pants. Keep it up! It's a wonderful relief!!
Trump seems to have two speeds when it comes to Blah people: "racist," or "a traditional term for an enslaved person of African descent who works in the big house."
"a young woman, a young racist in Atlanta, they say racist."
They say? A lot of people are saying? The best people?
This is a "tell".
*Literally no one* is saying that.
Own your shit, Trump. Stop being a coward and a pussy ass bitch. Just come right out and say what you mean. YOU'RE saying she's a racist, and the reason you're saying that is because she's black, and you think that all black people are racist, because you're too amoral and too incapable of grasping cause and effect to figure out any other reason why they might dislike you.
This is the stupidest thing I've ever read! You keep using words like "pasghetti" and "momatoes". You make numerous threatening references to the UN! And in the end you repeat the words "screw Flanders" over and over again!
"they say racist"? WTF is a "perfect phone call" anyway? One where you don't leave spittle on the mouthpiece? Trump is a fucking moron. Always has been, always will be.
The former president’s political orbit, including the super PAC that backs him, is already spending more than it is taking in — an unusual trajectory this far out from an election.
He could literally say the following, “YOUR favorite president they say is unfairly being witch hunt evil Joe Biden Ukraine Burisma corrupt DOJ Hunter laptop Hillary Obama perfect call they say INOCINT this country and coming after YOU so Bud Light and destroy our country and try that in a small place.” He would get a standing ovation from maga.
Yeah, but you gotta admit it riles up his base perfectly.
These are people who are only happy with black folks if they're cooking the dinner, cleaning the house, shining shoes, singing a song, or hitting a home run.
One time Willie Mays was playing golf (after retiring) with some pals at a New Jersey country club. After the 19th hole, Willie and his pals were chatting. Two white men came up, and didn't say anything. Willie headed for his expensive car.
The two white men made snotty cracks to the pals about them playing golf with the caddy and what was he doing going to an expensive car?
"That was Willie Mays," one said.
The two racists shot after Willie, to cadge autographs, but he had heard them. He got into his car and drove off. No autographs today, racists.
By the way, in an unrelated note, right now, on CNN, Vivica A. Fox, wearing a blue denim jacket that reveals a LOT of cleavage, is advertising something called Carshield. She's proving that a black woman over 50 can be smokin' hot.
1. She's a very talented actress, producer, and writer.
2. She told an interviewer that she regrets never having a baby. That's too bad, because I had a massive crush on her and would have been delighted to marry her and provide...I may not have been a high-power Hollywood figure, but I would have probably made a better husband/boyfriend.
3. She's living proof, as I say, that at 50+, a woman can STILL be smokin' hot.
I doubt Russia wants a needy, crying man-baby. He would be attacking Putin within a week, which would probably earn him a nice polonium-laced hamberder.
It's unfortunate that Trump badmouthed nearly every other nation on the planet, and has no friends abroad. The ones he didn't badmouth, he sued, or built money-losing golf clubs in.
Welp, there's always North Korea. They really like him there.
"wildly misrepresenting" is Donnie's sole m.o., he knows no other and he has done it every day, every minute of his sad and sorry existence. There is no cure, but the good news is that society is finally getting around to some palliative measures. Sadly, a literal gag seems not to be included in the prescribed protocol.
Dear Wonkette, I loved it when you totally went off and called DT a whole long list of of names....Yes, yes it was childish and puerile and I had to read much of it aloud to my Beloved and we both laughed so hard we almost wet our pants. Keep it up! It's a wonderful relief!!
This is good
https://fingfx.thomsonreuters.com/gfx/legaldocs/gdpzwwwqyvw/Details.pdf
Trump seems to have two speeds when it comes to Blah people: "racist," or "a traditional term for an enslaved person of African descent who works in the big house."
"a young woman, a young racist in Atlanta, they say racist."
They say? A lot of people are saying? The best people?
This is a "tell".
*Literally no one* is saying that.
Own your shit, Trump. Stop being a coward and a pussy ass bitch. Just come right out and say what you mean. YOU'RE saying she's a racist, and the reason you're saying that is because she's black, and you think that all black people are racist, because you're too amoral and too incapable of grasping cause and effect to figure out any other reason why they might dislike you.
Well, Fat Donnie's friend from Paris, France is saying that.
"A man came up to me, a strong man, tears in his eyes, and he told me he had hay fever."
“GATEWAY PUNDIT”
This is the stupidest thing I've ever read! You keep using words like "pasghetti" and "momatoes". You make numerous threatening references to the UN! And in the end you repeat the words "screw Flanders" over and over again!
"they say racist"? WTF is a "perfect phone call" anyway? One where you don't leave spittle on the mouthpiece? Trump is a fucking moron. Always has been, always will be.
The moron is you. How much money do you have moron!
𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗗𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗱 𝗝. 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽’𝘀 𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗹 𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗲𝗱.
That there is the money shot. Like, isn't there some kind of I dunno maybe campaign finance law or something?
The actual headline reads:
𝗦𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗟𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗹 𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝗧𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗪𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗖𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗵
The former president’s political orbit, including the super PAC that backs him, is already spending more than it is taking in — an unusual trajectory this far out from an election.
You hate to see it.
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/11/us/politics/donald-trump-legal-bills-campaign.html
He could literally say the following, “YOUR favorite president they say is unfairly being witch hunt evil Joe Biden Ukraine Burisma corrupt DOJ Hunter laptop Hillary Obama perfect call they say INOCINT this country and coming after YOU so Bud Light and destroy our country and try that in a small place.” He would get a standing ovation from maga.
Abso-fucking-lutley. While shooting them on 5th Avenue.
Yeah, but you gotta admit it riles up his base perfectly.
These are people who are only happy with black folks if they're cooking the dinner, cleaning the house, shining shoes, singing a song, or hitting a home run.
One time Willie Mays was playing golf (after retiring) with some pals at a New Jersey country club. After the 19th hole, Willie and his pals were chatting. Two white men came up, and didn't say anything. Willie headed for his expensive car.
The two white men made snotty cracks to the pals about them playing golf with the caddy and what was he doing going to an expensive car?
"That was Willie Mays," one said.
The two racists shot after Willie, to cadge autographs, but he had heard them. He got into his car and drove off. No autographs today, racists.
By the way, in an unrelated note, right now, on CNN, Vivica A. Fox, wearing a blue denim jacket that reveals a LOT of cleavage, is advertising something called Carshield. She's proving that a black woman over 50 can be smokin' hot.
I know one thing and one thing only about Vivica Fox.
She was on some morning talk show years ago, and said that her fiance was the rapper Six Nine, "They call him that because he's so tall."
I burst out laughing so hard that it actually sounded like, HAW HAW!, and said, "Yeah! THAT's why!"
The only three things I know about Vivica Fox:
1. She's a very talented actress, producer, and writer.
2. She told an interviewer that she regrets never having a baby. That's too bad, because I had a massive crush on her and would have been delighted to marry her and provide...I may not have been a high-power Hollywood figure, but I would have probably made a better husband/boyfriend.
3. She's living proof, as I say, that at 50+, a woman can STILL be smokin' hot.
Nowhere to hide? He could always flee to Russia. I bet people would even help him pack.
I doubt Russia wants a needy, crying man-baby. He would be attacking Putin within a week, which would probably earn him a nice polonium-laced hamberder.
It's unfortunate that Trump badmouthed nearly every other nation on the planet, and has no friends abroad. The ones he didn't badmouth, he sued, or built money-losing golf clubs in.
Welp, there's always North Korea. They really like him there.
Think I know where the Orange Guy got his brain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9Pw0xX4DXI
"wildly misrepresenting" is Donnie's sole m.o., he knows no other and he has done it every day, every minute of his sad and sorry existence. There is no cure, but the good news is that society is finally getting around to some palliative measures. Sadly, a literal gag seems not to be included in the prescribed protocol.
” but when God was handing out brains, Trump got one that had accidentally gone through a rock tumbler or a washing machine, we think."
Well, that's what "they" say, anyway...
"rock tumbler or washing machine"- classic Evan. Someone should collect these into a book, for the sake of posterity.
Great article as usual. One critique if I may -
There’s no fucking way that syphilitic houseplant knows 6 adjectives.
what cracks me up is he thinks he has a winning point with 'hunter got a job he knew nothing about and wasn't qualified for' - blind spot anyone?
and he didn't even inherit it!