Um ... what? But ... but ... WHY, DADDY? The nice black dude who dances good and will be remembered as America's greatest president right before some orange shithead ruined everything said we could keep it, DADDY I WANNA KEEP IT, WHY CAN'T I KEEP IT?
"None of this takes into account what happens when 23-year-old Trump daughter Tiffany Trump tries to knock on the door of the White House and her dad refuses to let her in. She will need some swings to sulk on, while she waits for her Uber."
Heartbreaking and funny. Simultaneously! That's why I read The Wonkette! :)
Well, to be honest with you, I get the warm-and-fuzzies about a charity benefiting from this, anyway. So, to hell with this orange fuck-stain on the fabric of America's sheets, and any of his descendants.
personally, I think it is a good idea to discourage anyone's children from going anywhere near a short fingered vulgarian who thinks it is appropriate to ponder the future (or current) fuckability of little girls. anyone who lets their child within ten miles of this pedophile has about as much sense as the assholes who let their children 'sleepover' at Michael Jackson's house.
Due to close sources in the Russian Intelligence department, Trump has reason to believe that this playset was not built in America, but in Kenya under the joint direction of Obama and ISIS, and then assembled in Mexico. once its perimeter is breached, child suicide bombers will emerge from the roofed enclosure, in addition to numerous illegal Mexican pedophiles and child murderers - also murderous Mexican children. It turns out Mexico has been looking for a way to send us its worst child-specific rapists and killers as well, and what better way than this terrorist designed playset.
He turns up the TV and gets a stack of pancakes in private because he needs to exercise as history's healthiest president. Can't just reveal those workout secrets. Bulldoze the garden and take apart the playground and court. No one's gonna learn his moves. One question, if he is watched by media being indoors all the time and strangely gets tan will he be asked about it?
• Because the last kid ever allowed to have fun with The Donald was & still is Ivanka.#trumpsplayground
"None of this takes into account what happens when 23-year-old Trump daughter Tiffany Trump tries to knock on the door of the White House and her dad refuses to let her in. She will need some swings to sulk on, while she waits for her Uber."
Heartbreaking and funny. Simultaneously! That's why I read The Wonkette! :)
"Trumps don't play!" https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
For the same reason the basketball goal has to go: They bring down the resale value.
It's not made of (fake) gold.
Well, to be honest with you, I get the warm-and-fuzzies about a charity benefiting from this, anyway. So, to hell with this orange fuck-stain on the fabric of America's sheets, and any of his descendants.
That and it has black people cooties.
blah people, natch.
or, OPP: other president's playgrounds (yeah you know me)
For me, I'm going with Donald Trump is an asshole for $200, Alex.
personally, I think it is a good idea to discourage anyone's children from going anywhere near a short fingered vulgarian who thinks it is appropriate to ponder the future (or current) fuckability of little girls. anyone who lets their child within ten miles of this pedophile has about as much sense as the assholes who let their children 'sleepover' at Michael Jackson's house.
True story, she is the only Michelle that I've ever liked!
New video by Green Day, Trump wouldn't approve;-)https://youtu.be/9cVJr3eQfXc
Due to close sources in the Russian Intelligence department, Trump has reason to believe that this playset was not built in America, but in Kenya under the joint direction of Obama and ISIS, and then assembled in Mexico. once its perimeter is breached, child suicide bombers will emerge from the roofed enclosure, in addition to numerous illegal Mexican pedophiles and child murderers - also murderous Mexican children. It turns out Mexico has been looking for a way to send us its worst child-specific rapists and killers as well, and what better way than this terrorist designed playset.
He turns up the TV and gets a stack of pancakes in private because he needs to exercise as history's healthiest president. Can't just reveal those workout secrets. Bulldoze the garden and take apart the playground and court. No one's gonna learn his moves. One question, if he is watched by media being indoors all the time and strangely gets tan will he be asked about it?
Or they might fall into the swimming pool of money Trumpy is building on the White House grounds
Why, is it named Ivanka??