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fuflans's avatar

i wonder if romney would be as much of a disaster as bush.

i sincerely we hope that doesn't get put to the test.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

In a contest of 'Who Can Put A Shoe In His Mouth First', the race between W and Mittens would be <i>very</i> close (and <i>very</i> entertaining).

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Mahousu's avatar

I think these days, "alternative porn" is when they <i>don't</i> have a lot of tattoos and piercings.

*Rimshot*

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PubOption's avatar

"I pledge allegiance to my money, and the country in which it stands, until I get a better deal from somewhere else..."

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Is "alternative investment" when the LGBT community fixes up a shitty neighborhood?

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PsycWench's avatar

I was wondering why they are discussing a vibrant future for something they've clearly been doing for years already.

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schmannity's avatar

Won't he be surprised when he learns that Cow Men's Islands isn't in Texas.

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Mahousu's avatar

"Alternative investments" is just a euphemism for "drug deals," right?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I certainly hope they start the meeting with the pledge of allegiance because it would so very unpatriotic not to.

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