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fuflans's avatar

i wonder if romney would be as much of a disaster as bush.

i sincerely we hope that doesn't get put to the test.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

In a contest of 'Who Can Put A Shoe In His Mouth First', the race between W and Mittens would be <i>very</i> close (and <i>very</i> entertaining).

Mahousu's avatar

I think these days, "alternative porn" is when they <i>don't</i> have a lot of tattoos and piercings.

*Rimshot*

PubOption's avatar

"I pledge allegiance to my money, and the country in which it stands, until I get a better deal from somewhere else..."

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Is "alternative investment" when the LGBT community fixes up a shitty neighborhood?

PsycWench's avatar

I was wondering why they are discussing a vibrant future for something they've clearly been doing for years already.

schmannity's avatar

Won't he be surprised when he learns that Cow Men's Islands isn't in Texas.

Mahousu's avatar

"Alternative investments" is just a euphemism for "drug deals," right?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I certainly hope they start the meeting with the pledge of allegiance because it would so very unpatriotic not to.