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Fuck, I want to play, but I got here too late for any of the good parts. I guess, I'll give him his cigarette. Maybe even get a puff or two of my own in before giving it to him.

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You mean you can reserve a spot before he dies like pre-ordering? Sign me up? Where do I get on the list, Amazon? Amazon?!? Great. I'm there. My bladders kind a full now. And I have a tent. I could camp there and get up every single day to give that mo fo my first days highly concentrated piss for the rest of my life and never feel like he's gotten his just due.

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They are factually and morally bankrupt. They are all ends justifies the means folks as long as the ends is their own enrichment and aggrandizement.

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Exactly! They never forgave the Democrats for not looking the other way like you were supposed to do.

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The thing was that when Nixon lost in 60, he contemplated challenging the Texas vote... kinda like the Florida vote of 2000... but decided not to because he didn't want to put the country through that. By 2000, we had come to put personal and party benefits before the country's.

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They are too self-conscious to be... fuck, either I'm too drunk or too stupid or both to make a decent quantum physics joke that I know is in there.

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But imagine 9/11 happened on Gore's watch, how different the world would be now.

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You're forgetting that Ronnie Rayguns and Uncle Lee preached that liberals were demons to condemned to the depth of hell for their hatred of the US red white and blue. The only people who could love America were Republicans. Everyone else had to be traitorous scum out to destroy our freedoms because they hated our freedoms thinking that they knew best what was good for us and not trusting the market to enrich the rich further and enslave the poors as god had command it be from day one with Adam and Eve.

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That's what you think. Black is the mark of Cain.

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The basic tactic of all gaslighters.

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Trump wouldn't be possible without Luntz who wouldn't have been possible without Reagan-Atwater who wouldn't have been possible without Watergate.

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Taking the time to research might deny Trump a second of pleasuring himself.

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Given W and Jeb! you'd really want to adopt, wouldn't you?

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Nixon had to resign to avoid impeachment. The Republicans will not work with Democrats in any way until they've successfully ousted a Democratic President to even the score with Nixon. It's all about the expected pound of flesh.

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We'll always have Huma.

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Ooh! Do we get to hunt them down and carve T's in their foreheads so everyone will know what they are?

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