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steelhips's avatar

I'm in Australia and I'd vote for you....... *waiting for rabid Breitbarters saying this is "proof" the voting system is corrupted....

Gwennie_G's avatar

If I somehow became a Montananian I would vote for you!

Pat_Pending's avatar

I can imagine all the 'conflict of interest' accusations, what with all the monies you make off this here mommyblog. Run.

Hemp Dogbane's avatar

You are already out in front of the hemorrhoid issue. So there's that.

RogationDays's avatar

If not you, what about Shy?

Bill Slider's avatar

I have known more than a few Congressional chiefs of staff who could not manage even a sock drawer. They had a skilled office manager, and then acted as primary political advisor to the Member of Congress. They also act as Chief Smoozer in Charge to meet with the wealthy doners, or those who consider themselves wealthy donors who think their $100 contribution every two years should entitle them to a two hour meeting to shoot the shit. Fortunately, Montana is both a long way away and does not have a high stressed population, making that part of the job manageable, I would think. They are, or ought to be, the alter ego of the boss. They are one who consults with the legislative director in an effort to gain more co-sponsers on bills she introduces, and also directs staff when legislation should be drafted to satisfy a constituent, but we don't care if anyone other than the constituent knows about it. Clearly there are things that must be accomplished, but who does them is open to how the office chooses to function. The money is good.

Staid Winnow 🔎👽🔍's avatar

Moving to Montana so that I can vote for you.

Brendan_M's avatar

A person with an embarrassing and offensive online/social media history will simply never succeed in American politics. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Warpde's avatar

Don't ask yourself why.Just say fuck it, why not.

Bon chance mon ami.

Teto85's avatar

Do it!!! F*ck yeah!!!!

ahughes798's avatar

If they're old enough to ask....they're ready to eat big kid food.

Janet Goodell's avatar

I might vote for you, but not over Juneau....

SkinlessGenderlessMan's avatar

Do it. 1. Run2. Raise funds3. Convince your campaign manager to advertise on this site called Wonkette 4. Achieve that elusive liquidity 5. Be as surprised as Cheeto-Jeebus when you win (but faaaaar moar prepared)