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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Six years in Ridgecrest. It's over 110 that starts being hard to live with.

Ms.Moon's avatar

That hat is everything.

Queen Méabh's avatar

I keep the extension hose on my vacuum cleaner always ready in the extended position, and then I just suck them up. The great part is I don't have to get close to them to do it. I have the Hoover Spider Sucker model, a custom design, LOL.

JCfromNC's avatar

So, wait -- did Morgan bribe the captain into steaming into an iceberg, or are they claiming there was never an iceberg, and any stories to the contrary by survivors just means they were in on it? Or wait, wait -- was the iceberg actually a ship, kind of like the Nautilus (of 20,000 Leagues, not the real one), camouflaged to look like an iceberg and designed to sink ships without taking damage itself?

JCfromNC's avatar

Well, you're definitely going to get people to go "It was an accident" because what kind of inhuman monster would kill hundreds just to take out 3 men?

Queen Méabh's avatar

Could have been any one of those plans, or maybe all of them. Could even have been aliens. Morgan was quite capable of making a deal with aliens, no matter how many people ended up dead, if he thought it would make him richer.

TundraGrifter's avatar

A drone was the guest of honor.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Russian operatives using false docs, and Brazil's on it. Meanwhile, George Santos walks around free and clear like a common Trump.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I was giving blood at the doc's office, and the labtech had the classic rock station playing. Just as she's about to jab me, she says, "They played Green Day the other day. That's just wrong."

anomie's avatar

Really terrible. He's already overwhelmed and that just compounds the chaos and bad decisions and makes him feel even more overwhelmed.He's lucky to have you as a friend, although I know it's probably incredibly challenging and exhausting at times.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

"It's difficult to remove a weed from your yard when its roots extend across the globe." Now I'm going to look for JFL IV's book(s)...

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Let's put one or both of her best films on the Wonkette Movie Night list!

Pisto75666's avatar

That's exactly what I'm doing. I don't think I've been this contented with myself well....EVER, really.

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

THANK YOU!!! I will take this good doctors advice and eat one do-si-do when I've been good and the box will last for weeks!

P.S. I actually adore my PA. She's just the best and has been wonderful through all my recent scares.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

El Dad had the biggest crush on her for years.