He doesn't look a day past potato John Ellis J.E.B. Jeb Bush was squirted out of his mama's beautiful mind on this day, but in the last century, some 63 or so years ago, somewhere in the middle of a Texas oil field, probably. While his parents, Bar and Poppy, had hoped he'd be smarter than his drooling idiot big brother Dubya, t'was not to be, obviously, so the Bushes kept on trying to make a baby that didn't suck. T'was not to be either.
San Diego County is crawling with Republicans (and Born-Agains).
Happy Birthday, Jeb Bush, DO set yourself on fire with those candles.
With really hot votes.
Yeah, the truly tragic realization that George was actually the smart one.
Apparently it was frozen. Why I know this, I don't know.
Or Idiocracy
Who would have thunk that was possible????
Orange County is the heaviest republican district in the country.
Well you can't pin that on the NFL.
Pro tip: When something is freezing cold to the touch, that might, just possibly, indicate that it is frozen.
I guess he panicked, in that charming way of his.
I used to think that no President could be worse than Ronald Reagan.
I was wrong.
Pitiful excuse for a human being Je!B shares a birthday with Sarah Palin and even she towers above him intellectually.
The gap between Je!B and Conrad Janis or between Je!B and Burt Reynolds or between Je!B and Mary Quant is even more striking.
Basically, he is a dumbshit and therefore the eventual Republican candidate.
honestly at this point I just feel sorry for JEB! He's just such a sad story.
John Ellis Bush likes those hand-crafted Mexican drugs, lovingly dipped in paraquat...http://rs786.pbsrc.com/albu...
The rigors of the campaign trail schedule necesitates the use of a little Methamphetamine hydrochloride, which can loosen the teeth!
I think his first mistake (one of them) was going by Jeb and not John Ellis Bush. The real name has a bit of dignity to it.
Where the hell are my flying cars? I was promised flying cars!