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Shibusa's avatar

San Diego County is crawling with Republicans (and Born-Agains).

Wee Mousie's avatar

Happy Birthday, Jeb Bush, DO set yourself on fire with those candles.

With really hot votes.

Cat Cafe's avatar

Yeah, the truly tragic realization that George was actually the smart one.

Cat Cafe's avatar

Apparently it was frozen. Why I know this, I don't know.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Who would have thunk that was possible????

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Orange County is the heaviest republican district in the country.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Well you can't pin that on the NFL.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Pro tip: When something is freezing cold to the touch, that might, just possibly, indicate that it is frozen.

I guess he panicked, in that charming way of his.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

I used to think that no President could be worse than Ronald Reagan.

I was wrong.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Pitiful excuse for a human being Je!B shares a birthday with Sarah Palin and even she towers above him intellectually.

The gap between Je!B and Conrad Janis or between Je!B and Burt Reynolds or between Je!B and Mary Quant is even more striking.

Basically, he is a dumbshit and therefore the eventual Republican candidate.

Mojo's avatar

honestly at this point I just feel sorry for JEB! He's just such a sad story.

TeeRaak's avatar

John Ellis Bush likes those hand-crafted Mexican drugs, lovingly dipped in paraquat...http://rs786.pbsrc.com/albu...

TeeRaak's avatar

The rigors of the campaign trail schedule necesitates the use of a little Methamphetamine hydrochloride, which can loosen the teeth!

AKLynne's avatar

I think his first mistake (one of them) was going by Jeb and not John Ellis Bush. The real name has a bit of dignity to it.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Where the hell are my flying cars? I was promised flying cars!